David Deakin

I am 50 something man who works in the public service

I am a very friendly, warm person with a grumpy personality and no sense of humour.

[David Deakin @man5city]

@ellsbells89 Who are you

[David Deakin @man5city]

@McMcMenemy Try losing some weight and stop being such a dickhead.

[David Deakin @man5city]

@TinaDaheley I would love to see you presenting Uni Challenge. It would be hard to concentrate on the questions whilst drooling over you. I didn't know you were 41. Surely shome mistake.

[David Deakin @man5city]

@richardosman Anybody but Clive bloody Myrie.

[David Deakin @man5city]

@LukwesaBurak They were all wiped out by CoVid.

[David Deakin @man5city]

@prodnose Shame on you. It is Wicker Man.

[David Deakin @man5city]

@gcunning12 Cos most of them are lesbians.

[David Deakin @man5city]

@prodnose I wonder why they didn't use the Royal Box to present the trophy yesterday.

[David Deakin @man5city]

@nazaneentv @TalkTV Evening Naz, looking very radiant tonight. When are off on Maternity leave?

[David Deakin @man5city]

@laurabundock @SkyNews @SkyRhiannon @JEMilneSky you need a very brown nose.

[David Deakin @man5city]

@nazaneentv @UKHSA @TalkTV Congrats Naz, when is the baby due?

[David Deakin @man5city]

@AlanCareless @prodnose You really are a silly man. Who gives a toss who you elect. PM'S very important.

[David Deakin @man5city]

@prodnose The reason why the Tory leadership ios televised is only because whoever win becomes Prime Minister so public need to know what they are/will be as PM.

[David Deakin @man5city]

@PamelaCookey He looks old enough to be your father.

[David Deakin @man5city]

@vintagebabe3535 Lovely lady with a cracking pair of Bristols.

[David Deakin @man5city]

@HylandIan Thanks for the heads up Ian. I wish they would reshow Between the Lines or as it was known, Between the Sheets due to excessive shagging.

[David Deakin @man5city]

@HamptonhillCC @bbctms @cricketdistrict @SkyCricket @SurreySlam @SurreyChamp @SurreyCricketFd Need to ask John Holder.

[David Deakin @man5city]

@TinaDaheley @BBCBreakfast Loved seeing you on BBC Breakfast today. Hope to see you reading the news on TV soon.

[David Deakin @man5city]

@MercyMuroki You will have to wait at least 25 years.

[David Deakin @man5city]

@nazaneentv @TalkTV Dright.