brian

tweets by brian who lives in my head

[brian @man6454]

how often do you think about john mulaney impersonating mick jagger saying not funny because i do at least once a week is this normal

[brian @man6454]

how often do you think of john mulaney saying monkey monkey monkey man because i do at least once a week is this normal

[brian @man6454]

EAT SHIT AND LIVE BILL

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ok now me and my boyfriend are having joke babies

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my boyfriend makes me feel insufficient because i can’t grub with them :(

[brian @man6454]

breeding kinks are so weird cause what do you mean your kink is having cum in you that’s literally what sex is

[brian @man6454]

breeding kinks are so weird cause what do you mean your kink is making babies that’s what sex is

[brian @man6454]

why would david lynch do that

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first you mine, then you mine some more

[brian @man6454]

why would david lynch do that

[brian @man6454]

feelin very white today

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yk sometimes reaching for the remote with my bf on me i feel like the girl from gerald’s game

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big ol’ antlers big ol’ problems

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rest in peace vines global warming smoked your ass

[brian @man6454]

i’m in rocky mountain national park. just saw a cyber truck. the irony. that would be like tweeting in rocky mountain national park

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twiitere

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sis is a slur

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fmscfl (fuck my stupid chud femboy life)

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he is white tho

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he is NOT a chad