Computa Maynz

Pro Music Producer. Clients inc: Home From Home (C4). A Car Is Born (Discovery). Cadbury. Right Said Fred & more. #videogames #humor #reallife

[Computa Maynz @man_compute]

Sweet Harmony gets a 2024 makeover! 🎧🔥 Urban Midnight's remix is a synthwave dream come true. 90s nostalgia meets futuristic beats. Out now! #UrbanMidnight #RightSaidFred #Synthwave

https://t.co/HD0psCaK5c

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Muslim man screams “Allahu Akbar” and throws a bag in the New York subway.

Instant panic.

People immediately start running in fear for their lives. Understandably so, it could very well be a bomb.

He just stands there, thinking it’s funny. Then he wonders why no other religious group causes this level of fear and anxiety.

He later claimed it was all just a prank to ‘expose Islamophobia.’

[Computa Maynz @man_compute]

@CallMeK1123 Oi oi 😈

[Computa Maynz @man_compute]

@MAVERIC68078049 The 90s too

[TECTONE 🇺🇸 @Tectone]

This is supposed to be from a horror film

And it’s just dating the average woman experience in 2026

[Lady Jane Simkins 💜🌸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 @JaneSim66]

@DerylLynn We are supposed to cry, then sigh and carry on as though nothing had happened.

This is Marxist equity over equality and they won't back down. They are fully aware of the "anti race" systems that various police forces have in place. All have to be approved by Mahmood.

[Computa Maynz @man_compute]

@EthanVanSciver @CaptainComics24 😂

[Obsolete Sony @ObsoleteSony]

Sony ES gear was gorgeous

[Computa Maynz @man_compute]

Truth!!

[Right Said Fred @TheFreds]

This lady on @bbcquestiontime is 100% correct.
@UKLabour @Conservatives @LibDems don’t care about us. Self serving parasites the lot of them.

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

It’s a lose-lose situation for men. 😑

[Computa Maynz @man_compute]

😂😆

This guy has some cracking jokes.

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[Billy Lee @ApexAlphaTrader]

@OliLondonTV Can you imagine going to India as a family, collaborating in the murder of an innocent native, conspiring to cover it up, and then wondering why the natives are coming after you???

You can't, because you would be fertilizing the soil already in India.

[Computa Maynz @man_compute]

@electronzap @EthanVanSciver She looks great for her age, younger.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[Computa Maynz @man_compute]

@xXMalikethXx @JosefRakich @eddiehallWSM Interesting convo nonetheless. Will we ever truly find out one day? Fancy fighting a chimp Eddie for 2 million quid? Lol

[Computa Maynz @man_compute]

@xXMalikethXx @JosefRakich @eddiehallWSM Look at Groks answer. These men can tear phone books in half. I know what you're saying, chimps are truly nasty when they fight, but a man can match that aggressiveness imo. Depends how wild he is.

[Computa Maynz @man_compute]

@ReconGhostMedia @Boldyboy1975 They're above the law, it is clear to see @metpoliceuk

[Computa Maynz @man_compute]

@JustOGG @WartTheWizard Jealousy is a horrible trait. Mandy will always be our true Queen.

[Computa Maynz @man_compute]

@WartTheWizard She's absolutely insufferable, blocked me ages ago because I disagreed with her.

[Tet - summer vibin' @Neko_Tet]

Every year it’s the same.

[Blueblur @Blueblur_23]

I’m sorry, but…

Case in point. 😜