Johnny Trueman

I un-ironically like Allstar by Smash Mouth. #bitcoin 

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Look I’m not saying the dilbert guy was always a racist psycho but he did once tweet about non consensually fingering his dads asshole and *check notes* killing his stepson… so maybe he’s always been a racist shit bag?

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@elonmusk @POTUS @Tesla Isn’t a lot smarter if we got away from EVs and instead invested in alternatively powered public transport? @AOC gets my drift I’m sure (also no pun intended)

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@RepSwalwell If this was really about protecting children he probably should be trying to indict @mattgaetz 🤔

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I have a special place in my heart for Scrubs but we are in a Bill Lawrence @VDOOZER renaissance. Shrinking, and Ted lasso hits the lines of feels and laughs excellently. Honourable mention is that one episode of scrubs where Brendan Frazier is dead the whole episode

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@lizzo Help people! Pay down cancer patient medical debt, buy food for soup kitchens, give a single mom a car. Restore public transit, fix roads, build a high speed train make America more walkable, and eco friendly. Fund clean needle swaps.

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@SeamusBlackley @Carocaroq They look like I’ve crossed them and are gunning for me

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@nlyonne @EmmoMarx Can I be your suga baby?

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I’ve been pitching #VelmatheSeries since 2017 to my friends and family. I don’t think I could have done as good as @mindykaling though! My only quibbles: I wish it was live action, and I’d love to scooby but just never have him speak unless shaggy is high

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@reedhastings also just so you know scooby doo would be live action and very adult. Velma's coming out story, shaggys mj prob, Etc

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It’d be hilariously funny if six moderate republicans (do they exist) flipped votes to @RepJeffries and he won after 15 tries of Kevin losing.

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New @lizzo lyrics “turn down the music, turn up the lights I got a feelin, I’m overstimulated and want to go to home”

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High speed monorails would do so much more for the environment, congestion problems and housing crisises in all the major cities. If we had a way for workers to live an hour train ride outside of Boston rent wouldn’t be huge! Way better than the owner of this app’s electric cars

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The United States needs high speed monorail bullet trains. Every other first world country has some form of public transportation that doesn’t suck. @AOC @POTUS we need this please

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@blairsocci You can tell me

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@blairsocci If you keep making fun of my hinge profile I’m going to fall in love with you…also josh is such a horrible fake name. Next time call me Craigory

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@blairsocci That’s how my family just shows love 🤷‍♂️

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@rejectedjokes Oh shit I just finished Atlanta last night too! Are you in my house?

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@chybcoffin @spoof207 SJM is a wizard

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@chybcoffin @spoof207 Massive cliff hanger. But worth it since 3 comes out allegedly soon!

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@chybcoffin @spoof207 Ugh and Crescent city Book 2 the very end 🫠

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@spoof207 @chybcoffin Can’t wait until he gets to A Court of Wings and Ruin