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Temporarily embarrassed handsome genius in the 4HL

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I’m starting a page in direct competition to Humans of New York called totebagsofhomelesspeople

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I have nothing but love for women artists under 30

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This doesn’t seem to be gleaning any real insight at all. I’m sure most (if not all) men have reciprocal feelings regarding women artists (e-girls) under 30 as well.

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@WhiteBoyMyoo It seems like the easiest way out until it isn’t

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Ghosted this girl so bad back in the day that it actually still haunts me pun fully intended

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@albion_sneed2 “Ahhh it’s been too long, how’s mom and dad doing? Do they still have that place down in Rehoboth?”

“Sir this is your final warning, we’ve already told you directly addressing the witnesses is strictly prohibited”

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@albion_sneed2 Yeah that’s brutal man. But I think it’s good to feel bad now, shows a little maturation. I wouldn’t have gone through with a bunch of sobby theatrics for them, but I’d at least show them the courtesy, everyone deserves that.

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I inexplicably lost my nasal dilation device while I was sleeping last night, I woke up and my nose was device-less, and I’ve ripped all the sheets and pillows of my bed and it’s still nowhere to be found. Where else could it be, in my ass?

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Not to ape the term, but I didn’t truly “ascend” until the ripe age of 26, and I think I’m the better for it. It was a confluence of a couple things: I always dealt with “spot breakouts” on my face, not full blown adult acne but enough to definitely notice, but I found this LIQUID GOLD cream that has since had my face in absolute pristine condition (“glow”), I started training Muay Thai and two sessions a week, essentially two hour-long HIIT workouts, has incinerated any vestigial baby fat/office work induced body fat, so I’m nice and lean, and, lastly, it’s good genes (my old man is in his 60s and looks GREAT, despite smoking for three decades and never once putting even a DOLLOP of sunscreen on his face). But, I must say, they are correct, I do get treated much differently now. But I’ve seen and lived through the other side, average Joe “yeah he’s kinda cute”, and I continue to treat everyone, even my dysgenic peers, with a baseline level of respect and dignity.

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My favorite thing my foid does is show me clothes that she wants me to buy her, she’s like “Do you like this???”, and my response is pretty much entirely contingent on if I want to bang the model wearing it or not. And this is not always the case! There’s been much ink spilled the last couple years about “beauty standards” obviously, so a lot of the pieces she shows me are exhibited, not by hot models, but rather “something else”. I’m way more likely to buy it for her if it’s the former than the latter, i.e. that pop business psychology book Nudge that was all the rage last decade. But the most surprising thing for me, personally, is that my foid hasn’t hipped herself to this market inefficiency yet (base her selections off of model attractiveness so I’ll buy her more stuff), considering she is quite dastardly and cunning in other, especially pecuniary (when it’s my money), matters.

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This was the captain of every high school Field Hockey team until Obama made it illegal

[Goddess Women @goddessswomen]

Madelyn Cline was insane for this

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What an honor it is!

[Normal white guy @phimosisbrah]

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Things got pretty dark for me during Covid. Social isolation, financial precariousness, not knowing if there was gonna be an end in sight to all the madness. But there was always one sole bright spot throughout all the darkness: beating off to OG Addison Rae tiktoks

[𓆩♡𓆪 @Celebrityhaze]

I gotta say, Addison Rae was so real for this.

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Somebody’s gotta be responsible for cleaning those feet afterwards, scrubbing grape skin out from in between the toes, maybe getting a little sneak peak taste of the wine with a quick and innocent lick down the arch, etc. I volunteer!

[Stunna ⛧ @wentsickomode]

The traditional barefoot method of stomping grapes in Sorgono, Italy.

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@anononloso Thank you for your kind words, and also your posts are always a welcome sight in the midst of the endless scroll

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After a long 4 hour screen time day of chudding out on here with my esteemed mutuals I normally end my day with a little bit of analog chudding out to unwind before bed

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@vitusss_ That’s very interesting. I could only hope one day to master such a useful techniques

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Girl that I see on my commute everyday is obviously on her period, her breasts are much more enlarged than usual. Anybody with two eyes can see this.

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Major storm blowing outside and the gym has all but emptied out for the night. This is gonna be the lift of a lifetime

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W faps in the work bathroom stall. Or as I like to call them, W-2 faps

[dua lipa pics @lipapictures]

ro tour will always be my favorite… imagine chatting with dua lipa this close and then taking a pic with her 🥲

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@J37746526 Shit I didn’t think to. But I’ll be tracking her cycle now, and will be more prepared come next month.