bio glans

not the real bio glans #parody

[bio glans @man_wasp_]

*woody from Toy Story voice* I got leaches in my gooch!”

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Jesus Christ I’ve wasted the best years of my life #MyXAnniversary

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@IBEW @KamalaHarris @Tim_Walz 💪

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@MarvelousCrane This got my crane boom at full extension

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@ZeroSuitCamus It ridiculous how clever this is. Top 5 designs of all time 🫡

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Guzman Y Gomez erotic fan fiction

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@Briggs

[bio glans @man_wasp_]

New single just dropped on all major streaming platforms:
There are Microplastics (in my balls)

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

imagine dom toretto listening to tracy chapman fast car. first verse would probably be like 😊... but then subsequent verses would be more like 🤔...

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@MarvelousCrane Gonna move the fridge to the other side of the office kitchen as a tribute

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@fart a380 > 747
ftfy

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@prawn_meat Got any more of that… *licks lips*… dog plankton?

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@HouseGhost2 @prawn_meat Felt good being the 200th liker

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@hilltophoods The real breakthrough in Aussie hip hop that we all knew would happen eventually. such a great album… this was on constant rotation the summer of 2003-4

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@RJCorrigan Fake bite claim? 😂😂😂 looked real on tv

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@prawn_meat I know you bought that stick

[bio glans @man_wasp_]

I’ve wasted the best years of my life #MyXAnniversary

[bio glans @man_wasp_]

Clocking on for another long day at the URL shortening factory 😩

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@prawn_meat @InternetH0F