Shettyverse

Dear diary… Awesome Possum

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I am a Sharma and my wedding hashtag is going to be #JijajiSharmaGaye. Pls stay tuned for more wedding updates 🙏🏻

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I saw Carpe the deodorant in my dreams that’s how much content I consume

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I need to book an entire week with my therapist just to process this India trip. I don’t even know where to begin.

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This trip was so silencing because now I’m leaving early just so I don’t have to deal with my family anymore. I love having adult money because if I couldn’t book a flight I would kms.

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He just needs to ask me once and I would leave everything to be with him but he has not

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Is it crazy that I’m feeling psychotic because he muted my stories and all I look for is if he has viewed them or not because what’s the point of posting otherwise 🎃

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I think I’m crazy for feeling validated only when he watches my insta stories 🎀

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Do yk what still haunts me?? This guy telling everyone that I wanted him and I was desperate meanwhile he once while talking to me had his ENTIRE HAND in an ice freezer and didn’t even realize it!! Yes and I was fucking desperate because I said “Hi” to him while walking 😭🤡

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If as a person with a vagina you genuinely enjoy anal then he has a small dick because why else would you subject yourself to that 🤡

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I have done everything short of pegging someone for this job if I do not get promoted soon I will crash out 😋

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This LOSER Zionist I work with is so behind on work and keeps promising ppl that he will do crazy tasks. But he DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO. So now I have to do them all plus my own work just so our department doesn’t look stupid 🤠

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Everytime my direct report sends me something I feel stressed because why is her quality of work so bad. Sister u have had this job for 5 years and I only just started being your manager. Help me help you!!

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This man SA’d me and to cope I thought I should tweet smth ironic and I hate that I forgot this tweet but not him 🤠

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That was my first date with him too and he was so sweet about it. All men need to be like him 🤍

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I felt like I knew English until I started dating a white MAN. First you colonize me and now you correct my grammar.

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Has someone ever made u watch a movie so bad that you reconsidered having them in your life

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Some ppl have this crazy skill to victimize yourself in every situation. Babes it’s your own fault pls stop embarrassing yourself. It’s giving I go to therapy to learn new ways to manipulate ppl.

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For the longest time I thought all babies look the same and they eventually start getting their facial features like around 5 years old. I saw SRK’s baby pictures and that’s how I found out ppl are born with those features. I feel so dumb 😭👾

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My bestie called me a bad person. This why I don’t let ppl get close to me they always disappoint you 😔

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Y’all ever find out smth and don’t know what to do with that info. Never catch up with a friend 😭

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It’s crazy that some ppl only understand satire if you add a gaali to the end. Please bring media literacy back.

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Seeing everyone my age get married maybe we should bring back promise rings. If that cringe ass shit helped y’all not make a lifetime commitment at 22 then let’s do it. I promise to not bully you. Promise rings are harm reduction interventions.