˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍

❝ 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐆𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐒 , 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 , ❞ PARODY.

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍 @managednonsense]

❛ 𝓣he thing about growing up with Fred and George , is that you sort of start thinking anything's 𝑷𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑩𝑳𝑬 if you've got enough 𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑽𝑬. ❜

𝑭𝑹𝑬𝑫 𝑾𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑳𝑬𝒀. making mischief . penned by hydrangea .

[𝐆𝐄𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐘. @ingeniousantics]

❛ 𝑾𝗵𝗮𝘁 do we want to be 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬 for?
⠀⠀It’d take all the 𝐅 𝐔 𝐍 out of life. ❜

𝐆𝐄𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐘.
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adept, versatile scribe. detailed writing. mature, potentially triggering, content.
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐖.

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍 @managednonsense]

/ . . . don’t give me validation to let myself , babes

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍 @managednonsense]

/ my goodness,,, I take it I can’t have my narcissa be in love with herself if you make the account , right ?

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍 @managednonsense]

/ do I smell another hoot account coming

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍 @managednonsense]

❛ 𝓣he thing about growing up with Fred and George , is that you sort of start thinking anything's 𝑷𝑶𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑩𝑳𝑬 if you've got enough 𝑵𝑬𝑹𝑽𝑬. ❜

𝑭𝑹𝑬𝑫 𝑾𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑳𝑬𝒀. making mischief . penned by hydrangea .

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍 @managednonsense]

/ wonder when hoot will finally ask me to watch hp just so we can shed tears over fred & snape deaths together

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍 @managednonsense]

@OFHIDDENGENIUS / left mine in the rubble where Fred was taken 💔

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍 @managednonsense]

/ wut, bloody hell —— . Didn’t need the little left of my heart anyways

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍 @managednonsense]

@OFHIDDENGENIUS / do the bidding of Godric Gryffindor and I will follow ;-: let’s do it

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍 @managednonsense]

/ so , where’s the gc , chaps

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍 @managednonsense]

/ please , ill sue myself with you

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍 @managednonsense]

/ this is why I despair knowing I live while George has to go on without his other half

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍 @managednonsense]

/ i am a fool , I hold no regrets having to make you all suffer with me

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍 @managednonsense]

/ Molly rubbing his hairline as if he were still there wrecks me

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍 @managednonsense]

𝐓hat was the day
‘ 𝑾𝑬 ‘ became ‘ 𝑰 ‘

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍 @managednonsense]

/ not I think about George finding the mirror of erised and seeing his reflection — but both ears attached and slowly comes to the realization it’s Fred smiling back at he.

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍 @managednonsense]

/ suppose a solo of Fred’s death will justify my part in the Weasley coping event then

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍 @managednonsense]

/ hoot and hyd vs writing out his actual death together

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍 @managednonsense]

kicks feet up onto the table , daily prophet in hand ——- might as well make use of his ability to read til chaos starts to ensue

[˗ˏˋ 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍 @managednonsense]

shouts .

“ RUBBISH , Ron’s yapping like a wounded dog as if I had anything to do with his shoes going mad . “

shakes his head , crossing arms as if he were the disappointed parent