Bears FC

your girl comes to our games / 2017 intramural soccer champions (almost)

[Bears FC @ManagementBears]

@sv_hamburger more like

[Bears FC @ManagementBears]

Today marks the end of the IM soccer era. S/O to @BotswanaMeat on the W, very good ball skills on both sides. #RIPManagementBears

[Bears FC @ManagementBears]

BREAKING NEWS: @sv_hamburger player, @ntass123, discovered having intimate relations with a dog. Abuse? @peta

[Bears FC @ManagementBears]

The Bears are back in town today, matchin up against @futsaleicester with a record of 3-0 (or maybe it was 0-3?) #easyW

[Bears FC @ManagementBears]

Keep in mind, both team records are the same so basically we're equal😜

[Bears FC @ManagementBears]

@BotswanaMeat actually sometimes it does my b

[Bears FC @ManagementBears]

BREAKING NEWS: Today marks the day the Bears take their first L, although some calls were questionable. (Arby's meat contains GMOs)

[Bears FC @ManagementBears]

Sources say @BotswanaMeat player, Erik Horvath, is too afraid to compete against the Bears today so instead he fakes an injury, to his vag

[Bears FC @ManagementBears]

MATCH UP: the Bears🐻(2-0) take on @BotswanaMeat (1-1) tomorrow. We believe the team records show who the better team is #BallDontLie

[Bears FC @ManagementBears]

The Management Bears🐻 stay #undefeated on the season. "I can't believe that these kids aren't going D1 for soccer!" says everyone

[Bears FC @ManagementBears]

you guys gonna kiss or something? https://t.co/A4itcyy46w

[Portland Timbers @TimbersNVHS]

@BotswanaMeat @ManagementBears teams together against fake news

[Bears FC @ManagementBears]

BREAKING NEWS: Leaked text messages show @TimbersNVHS player, Brady Moody, patronizing his team, and glorifying himself.

[Bears FC @ManagementBears]

I think we'll let the goal differential speak for itself here..
MGMT Bears: +4
Leicester: -13
#olinemenplayingsoccer https://t.co/a4Q3psrQ6c

[leicester city @futsaleicester]

Finishing above @ManagementBears in everything we do 😳😈 #kahoot

[Bears FC @ManagementBears]

BREAKING NEWS: @TimbersNVHS player, Brady Moody, exposes himself naked. Apparently sent to commissioner of league for an easier bracket👀👀

[Bears FC @ManagementBears]

Bears eat dogs https://t.co/kAce0Prqvg

[Hamburger SV @sv_hamburger]

PLAYER PROFILE: Billy Arends
POSITION: ST, CAM
QUOTE: "We some dawgs! We ain't no puppies!"

[Bears FC @ManagementBears]

GK equipment: a single glove https://t.co/pQdKRcB1eM

[Hamburger SV @sv_hamburger]

PLAYER PROFILE: Nick Tassone
POSITION: GK, CM
QUOTE: "They hate us cus they ain't us"

[Bears FC @ManagementBears]

BREAKING NEWS: Brady Moody pees sitting down in hopes he gets mistaken as a girl for a better chance at an offer https://t.co/i06wEjVmUm

[Portland Timbers @TimbersNVHS]

Breaking News!!! Management Bears captain is incredibly sexist! Wouldn't want to play for that chump https://t.co/Ou4mYO4scT

[Bears FC @ManagementBears]

"I could go D1 in girl's soccer" - says team captain Curl "Wouldn't be surprised if @TimbersNVHS didn't win a game this season" 😨😳

[Bears FC @ManagementBears]

Startin' the season off right with a dub😈😈😈, rest of the league better watch out👀 #NoFlowzow #BGSUsucks #Mcevillysmells @BotswanaMeat

[Bears FC @ManagementBears]

"Can't wait for the season to start," says 5 star recruit @brennanmerkle (offers from from UNC, Notre Dame, Stanford), "Oh yeah, BGSU sucks"