#dearcustomer - *snaps fingers & yells - DO YOU WORK HERE?
Me - If by work here you mean taking bullshit from self entitled assholes like you while exchanging my life for a paycheck and a fucking shirt that says THE NAME OF THE STORE, then yes, I work here.
#retailproblems
When a DM, VP, or CEO takes a vacation, it should be required that they work in a store for the next two weeks to remind them of whose hard work and sweat financed that trip.
#retailproblems
@TheRantyBastard And twice a week! Our delivery is every Saturday.. and I told #dearcustomer this on Monday. And now again on Thursday. We don't have a shipment in till SATURDAY!!! #retailproblems
#dearcustomer - Well why did you put it in the ad if it’s out of stock? Huh?
Me - If I was the guy that made the ad, do you think I’d be here working on a Saturday?
#retailproblems
F*ck all these stupid #DearCustomer that refuse to do their own research on products and expect all the answers to be given to them. We aren’t trained! Use your own phone to google shit Karen!
#RetailLife#RetailHell
When work is an absolute shit show of no call/no shows, extra trucks, phone ringing off the hook, but your shift is over.
Well, you guys seem to have this handled. I’ll just get out of your hair.
#retaillife
If I got a nickel every time #dearcustomer mentioned Amazon to me a day it would probably add up to a dollar. If I got a nickel every time #dearcustomer said it says you have it online I would get about $7 million dollars a day.
Me to a group of customers 5 minutes after close: do you need help?
Customers: we are trying to decide where to eat dinner.
Me: get the fuck out of here.