Satya Dash

[Satya Dash @ManagementYogi]

Hahaha. Happened again! Video is mute. So asked AI: "In short: Which language at 1m:02s before the interpreter came? Did Xi understand? Confidence level for both." High-confidence reply: Hindi. No, Xi almost certaintly didn't. Thanks @grok!

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[Sidhant Sibal @sidhant]

Chinese Prez Xi welcomed by PM Modi at BRICS summit; Indian PM explained to him about the iconic Ramanathaswamy Temple in Rameswaram, Tamil Nadu.

[Satya Dash @ManagementYogi]

No, I'm not sarcastic at all. It's a fact. Trump has not covered one inch of Indian politics. And real Americans indeed built the country for over two and half centuries. It's a fact. Whole world knows it, accepts it. All US parties can try to honor those Americans.

[Satya Dash @ManagementYogi]

Is Trump following Indian politics? Hardly at all! He must bring reservations in edu and jobs for Americans who built America over 250 yrs, against all odds. They did it. All US parties can try. All Indian politicians, billionaires and elites will cheer. https://t.co/hRnQwGxHW6

[Satya Dash @ManagementYogi]

Teacher's day Prez would have loved lustful, vulgar song/dance. Honored with India's highest honor. His son wrote: long adventures, neighbor's wife, Mysore. Not kids, but start with the "teacher" first. I'm told honorable Bharat Ratna = India's jewel!

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[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Picture this: College management tasks teachers with organizing a cultural event honoring Dr. Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan.

The teachers, in turn, tasked the students. Students came up with the idea to dance to "Ooh La La, Ooh La La, Tu Hai Meri Fantasy," and the teachers didn't feel the song was inappropriate for the occasion, so they approved it. I'm sure the teachers got program approval from the management as well and they too didn't find this odd.

There must have been days of rehearsals, yet no one from the students to the teachers to the management thought it was absurd.

[Satya Dash @ManagementYogi]

I ran an AI-powered head-to-head check via ChatGPT for Scaled Agile Certifications. CIPSA came as a top choice. Credential that ships, not just looks good on a resume. Real artists ship – don't talk theory endlessly.

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Why CIPSA: https://t.co/VXJD0vCFI1

[Satya Dash @ManagementYogi]

CIPSA: Key Roles and Goals. Learn hands-on, not just theory. CIPSA is the world’s only practical, scaled agile certification. Others teach theory. CIPSA teaches you to do.

Part 1: https://t.co/1APqMDYWQg
Part 2: https://t.co/eDwdphE8b4

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[Satya Dash @ManagementYogi]

Project delivers. Program coordinates. Portfolio decides. But real test for program success–did the benefits materialize? That's why Benefits Register matters. The anatomy of this register in detail. #ManagementYogi #ProgramManagement #PgMP

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[Satya Dash @ManagementYogi]

@project @Microsoft @Office @Project @Office: Prasad gave all the details including card and tried multiple times to download/run. I was there. Gen-AI support was not working. It's frustrating for any genuine user who wants to buy. He was ready to pay you @Microsoft then and there.
https://t.co/lq2zkrXEgR

[Satya Dash @ManagementYogi]

#CHAMP #SuccessStory: I had the drive to master both structure and agility, delivering complex projects that demand the discipline of predictive planning as shown in PMP and the responsiveness of Agile as in CHAMP. Prasad Ramamurthy Kadambi, CHAMP, PMP. https://t.co/lq2zkrXEgR

[Satya Dash @ManagementYogi]

. Feedback: @Project @Microsoft @Office - Very difficult to install MS Project software now. Your Gen-AI support is not working. Let users first try and then go for buying. Please see below. A genuine case. I saw it personally. It was not the case before. https://t.co/lq2zkrXEgR

[Satya Dash @ManagementYogi]

Ich bin dein mensh! It's not a prompt for LLM. But with it as the beginning, I explore artificial intelligence, simulations, practical scaled agile (CIPSA), the future and what it means to be a human. The article is dedicated to the memory of my father.

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[Satya Dash @ManagementYogi]

SIR form below, no other option in Bangalore! Standing next to me: a Tulu from Mangalore, a Marathi from Mumbai, a Malayali from Kochi and few others I didn't ask. Exactly as it happened. Not one can read. What kind of "democracy" is this? @ECISVEEP @SpokespersonECI

[Satya Dash @ManagementYogi]

One said: None are Mumbaikars–can't speak Marathi. Many Bangaloreans can't speak Kannada; in Bhubaneswar, Odia. SIR hard forms ONLY in local lang. Govts snatched away voting rights. I saw, asked: why such hate? Why take tax from us? Do you agree with such Govts? #DelhiProtest

[Satya Dash @ManagementYogi]

Program Management is more than meeting the program objectives. It weaves various principles with domains. It's not at all "big project management", but a strategic discipline of delivering benefits. Program management...demystified. #ManagementYogi

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[Satya Dash @ManagementYogi]

Decoding a Program – What It’s and What It���s Not. A program is not a bigger project or a mere collection of projects. Program doesn't meet strategic objectives directly, yet very strategic! It's not about what to build, but what difference will it make.

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[Satya Dash @ManagementYogi]

Pak has 10! Considering population + volatile, violent history, monetary defaults, a PM in jail etc. – scale adjustment comes to 3 to 7. India didn't have so post 1947. Chinese are returning, building China. How will you rate Pak? Need unbiased view.

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[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

India has sent 96 people to America who started billion dollar companies. No one else is even close.

There's only about 5 million Indians in America. Almost one in 50,000 of them is a unicorn founder!

What a holy, special, beautiful people.

I will always fight for them.

[Satya Dash @ManagementYogi]

Rubber meeting the road is only the beginning. With #CIPSA, the rubber not only meets the road, you burn rubber. Get your hands dirty as you drive your learning! CIPSA – world’s only Practical Scaled Agile certification.

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Samples: https://t.co/vtX49qYPND

[Satya Dash @ManagementYogi]

CIPSA Cross-Team Backlog Refinement – Turning Scaled Agile Theory into Practical Execution

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It's only with practical application that the rubber meets the road and you burn the rubber to learn! Be a CIPSA – worth your investment.

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[Satya Dash @ManagementYogi]

If Trump is bringing Mandarin in US schools, it's good for kids with opportunities. One in the family speaks fluently! Many in the US are teaching kids Mandarin. In India, "10/15 languages to know" is a big reason and breeding ground of extreme corruption in local Govts.

[Satya Dash @ManagementYogi]

Mandarin will be good as China rises. In India, you've to know 10 languages if you move across 10 states, otherwise will be humiliated, even beaten-up, and local Govt doesn't exist - walk into any Gov office to know. This extra lang will help Americans.

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[Gerhardt vd Merwe @realgerhardtvdm]

TRUMP IS CONSIDERING CHINESE AS A 2ND LANGUAGE IN ALL U.S. SCHOOLS.

IT'S THE ONLY WAY FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA TO SURVIVE.

ADVICE TO ALL AMERICANS, START LEARNING TO SPEAK CHINESE YOU'LL NEED THAT SKILL VERY VERY SOON.

CHINA WON, IT'S OVER