i like turtles

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[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

FAT SATAN BROKE THE U.N. ESCALATOR. THEN COULDN'T READ FROM THE TELEPROMPTER "ACETA ACEEDO ACETA-MENOPOSE ACETA-MINION-FENTANYL" (SAD)

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

TikTok has shut down in the U.S.

[stranger things @Stranger_Things]

Take it all in, nerds…we’ve hit the halfway mark of filming the final season and wanted to give you all a look at what we’ve been up to

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

4 years ago tonight, Epstein was found dead in his cell right before he was set to spill the beans at his trial

The CCTV cameras all broke that night and the guards claim they were asleep

What do you think happened to him?

[Microsoft @Microsoft]

Core memory. 😢

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

He literally just picked up his new truck and this happened 😳🤦‍♂️

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Mysterious “blue spiral” appears in the sky over Hawaii baffling those who saw it 🌀😳

[kim @lunakimm]

hi can we start a thread of everyone’s favorite starbucks order? yay i’ll go first

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

drop the funniest shit in your camera roll rn

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

It’s true. Once you read about World War I, you’ll never see the world the same.

[i like turtles @manager_nike]

@adinross Ryzen 9 5950x

[i like turtles @manager_nike]

@Cobratate Say less

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I will give away 100,000 dollars tonight.

Simply retweet and comment below.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

If they kill me I love you all.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

you have ONE good game on COD n yo next lobby filled wit actual navy seals

[melo @meloinhiding]

@cornski one good game turns into this

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Employees get into a brawl at McDonald’s 👀😳

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My bedside table

[Bojangles @Bojangles]

England doesn’t even have a Bojangles.

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

😳