Amanda Grace Davis

So far I’m the only one who thinks I’m funny...

[Amanda Grace Davis @managrace92]

Just came across this new song this morning. Already listened about 10 times and absolutely loving it! @Kat_Alex_Music I hope you put out more music soon!

https://t.co/DEL0R0PwX1

[Amanda Grace Davis @managrace92]

You ever order pizza with friends and they’re all like, “I think one large should be plenty, right??” and you agree, knowing full well that you could easily crush that whole pizza by yourself?

[Amanda Grace Davis @managrace92]

What ever happened to men wearing socks with their dress shoes?? Literally every man on @BacheloretteABC is just flaunting their ankles in their dress capris....😂 WHAT??

[Amanda Grace Davis @managrace92]

The fact that #nationaldaughtersday comes before #nationalsonsday further confirms my belief that I’m the best child👌🏻

[Amanda Grace Davis @managrace92]

Today my 10 year old cousin, after thinking really hard, said “Wait, were you born in the 1900’s??” When I said yes, he was shocked and that hit HARD. #90skid #notcoolanymore #apparentlyelderly

[Amanda Grace Davis @managrace92]

Grandma tells me she’s been on ‘The TikTok’ lately and I told her that even I don’t go on there. She then tells me, “it’s nothing interesting, just a bunch of girls in hardly any clothes, trying to do a sexy dance.” I can’t stop laughing😂🤣 #grandmasonsocialmedia

[Amanda Grace Davis @managrace92]

My toxic trait is that I add people who’ve ghosted me on Facebook when I’m drunk...weirdly enough, they always accept😂

[Amanda Grace Davis @managrace92]

PRO TIP FOR MEN EVERYWHERE: probably not the best idea to tell a girl that you are in love with her on a first date after 2 hours of unbelieveably awkward one sided conversation. #JustSayin #byyyyeeee

[Amanda Grace Davis @managrace92]

Thinking about deleting my online dating profile...might as well go ahead and delete my Pinterest wedding board while I’m at it.

[Amanda Grace Davis @managrace92]

Update: I just consumed an entire can of green beans. Currently having vivid flashbacks of elementary school hot lunch.

[Amanda Grace Davis @managrace92]

I am so sick and tired of ‘Healthy Amanda’ doing the grocery shopping. It’s 11pm and I wanna stuff my face, but all I have to eat is spinach and ground turkey.

[Amanda Grace Davis @managrace92]

@cbmcnary The 46 Bachelor spin-offs aren’t consuming enough of you time?? Because it’s become a part time job for me😂

[Amanda Grace Davis @managrace92]

Tried to wipe off yesterday’s leftover makeup from under my eyes this morning and it wouldn’t come off! Turns out that’s just my face now and you can’t wipe off tired.... #thisisadulthood

[Amanda Grace Davis @managrace92]

Tonight in class, one of my 4 year old dancers told me, “When I grow up, I want to be a dance teacher just like you Miss Amanda!” ....I am now emotionally wrecked for the week. #imnotcryingyouare #dead #isthatnotthecutest #danceteacher

[Amanda Grace Davis @managrace92]

Recently made serious progress in developing my upper body strength from carrying all of my conversations on @hinge at once.

[Amanda Grace Davis @managrace92]

Serious question: how do we feel about a man who orders a @WhiteClaw at the bar???

[Amanda Grace Davis @managrace92]

Ever hear a song that just hits you right in the heart at the exact moment you need it? It’s all about living in the moment and loving every minute. @Lauren_Alaina this is beautiful❤️

Lauren Alaina - Getting Good https://t.co/UV08QeVtHp via @YouTube

[Amanda Grace Davis @managrace92]

@Migador92 Apparently...but I don’t take orders from a cardboard box. 😂

[Amanda Grace Davis @managrace92]

Has anyone ever actually adhered to the recommended serving size for Wheat Thins??

[Amanda Grace Davis @managrace92]

Jana Kramer - Beautiful Lies (Official Video) https://t.co/50KSdA3hTg via @YouTube

In love with this song! Always been a big @kramergirl fan! Excited to hear new music from her🥰