slumdog thousandaire

primarily random shower thoughts that wouldve been posted on fb if this was 2010

[slumdog thousandaire @manasisntfunny]

Friendly reminder that macklemore won best rap album over kendrick lamar and that life is meaningless

[slumdog thousandaire @manasisntfunny]

Does anyone seriously think that Kamala Harris who has the charisma of an unsalted almond would have gotten the nomination on her own

[slumdog thousandaire @manasisntfunny]

New rule: white people are only allowed to listen to Africa by Toto during February

[rico @somethinglovely]

me creating a playlist

[slumdog thousandaire @manasisntfunny]

I don’t trust music videos without a VEVO logo

[slumdog thousandaire @manasisntfunny]

@juulzaddy ejaculate

[slumdog thousandaire @manasisntfunny]

Brooklyn Mirage lineup this summer is doo doo compared to last year holy moly

[slumdog thousandaire @manasisntfunny]

Whoever decided it was grammatically correct to drop the s after the apostrophe specifically for names already ending with an s, thank you

[slumdog thousandaire @manasisntfunny]

Roe v Wade as a Supreme Court decision was always poorly constructed. It’s day of reckoning was always due. Blame the dems for the amount of times they had both houses and the exec and never codified those rights formally.

[slumdog thousandaire @manasisntfunny]

Amber Heard is just another reason to not date a woman the same height as you

[slumdog thousandaire @manasisntfunny]

@juulzaddy “No one’s gotten a handjob in cargo shorts since nam”

[slumdog thousandaire @manasisntfunny]

@juulzaddy Berkeley is now “Dirty Hippie Commune”

[slumdog thousandaire @manasisntfunny]

Some of the best quotes from Michael Che at the Fat Black last night
-There’s no black news on SNL, I’ve never said “sickle cell anemia”
-Will Smith slapped a 60 yr old man with Asperger’s
-I’ve done a lot of charity shows, ain’t a single one been for Alopecia

[slumdog thousandaire @manasisntfunny]

CRypTo iS a HEdGe tO iNflAtiOn

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

BREAKING—a bill to make Daylight Savings permanent just passed the US Senate by **Unanimous Consent** (S.623: Sunshine Protection Act, as amended to make Daylight Saving Time permanent). It only needs to now pass the House before going to Biden’s desk!

[slumdog thousandaire @manasisntfunny]

Why tip your cab driver when you can just say “thank you for your service”

[slumdog thousandaire @manasisntfunny]

She’s the Casey Anthony of plant moms

[Ali @Ali_Givenchy]

The Rams when they were leading 24-3 before they win 30-27 😂.
#LARvsTB

[slumdog thousandaire @manasisntfunny]

The rams offense is actively trying to lose the game holy shit

[slumdog thousandaire @manasisntfunny]

@Mortdog Chemical overload 1 - too weak and yet it feels like you have to force chemtech
Broken stopwatch - useless early mid as clockwork comps aren’t vertical, you have to pivot into them
Twinshot soul - if this was an emblem it would be super cool but just feels underpowered

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

me hooking up with my ex