Chris Popplewell

[Chris Popplewell @manateapot]

@AngryProfessor1 you spelled *hero* wrong

[Chris Popplewell @manateapot]

#tb to that time i was on Bill Nye the Science Guy #famous #freeautopraphs #cameraadds10pounds

[Chris Popplewell @manateapot]

if someone calls me a "fish" one more time i swear im going to boil over #mammal #knowyourfacts

[Bessie Tubs @mrs_tubs]

this freaky blonde chick keeps feeling me up #violated

[Chris Popplewell @manateapot]

Changing my species to "atee" because i'm an independent mammal who don't need no man

[Chris Popplewell @manateapot]

Sometimes I live in rivers, sometimes I live in streams.
Sometimes I'm trapped in the ocean of my dreams. #deep #sensitive #poet #killinit

[Chris Popplewell @manateapot]

@AngryProfessor1 lettuce impress you

[Chris Popplewell @manateapot]

When you're watching a 6 minute video but you have to come up for air every 5 minutes #annoying #ugh #manatealife

[Chris Popplewell @manateapot]

Just ran into that cute beluga from down the stream and i had lettuce in my teeth the whole time #ugh #embarrassing

[Chris Popplewell @manateapot]

My skeleton looks like an eyebrow #onfleek

[Chris Popplewell @manateapot]

If you litter me and my brothers will die so I highly recommend you not

[Chris Popplewell @manateapot]

Genus status? more like genius status. #amiright #smh

[Chris Popplewell @manateapot]

the world says you shouldnt have fast friends so dont have to worry i can only swim up to 5mph

[Chris Popplewell @manateapot]

I'm having 3 people over for tea today and I have exactly 3 tea bags left in my cupboard. Coincidence?? Probably

[Chris Popplewell @manateapot]

#confessions my mustache isnt real #gasp

[Chris Popplewell @manateapot]

I can beat anyone in a game of marco polo but please dont ask me to play hopscotch #embarassing

[Chris Popplewell @manateapot]

mittens are great but why so many finger holes?

[Chris Popplewell @manateapot]

Theres no "I" in "team" but theres an "I in "tea." also I cant spell.

[Chris Popplewell @manateapot]

Im trying to be the change i wish to see in the world. Just gotta figure out how to really BE free lettuce.

[Chris Popplewell @manateapot]

I bet if i really tried I could use my belly as a table for snacks #innovative