Manatees Mayhem - GTA 6

🏈 Vice City Manatees football team.
🚨 News. Leaks. Rumors. Bad decisions.
🌴 Everyone talks. We post. GTA 6 parody.
🌊 Welcome to the Mayhem. 🔥

[Manatees Mayhem - GTA 6 @manateesmayhem]

Vice City doesn’t need a map.
It needs a gameplan. 🏈

Vice Player Files. Wild stats. Censored reactions. Questionable merch. And yeah… live Manatees games.

Vice City deserves a MAYHEM GAMEPLAN.

It’s getting one. Soon. 🔥

[Manatees Mayhem - GTA 6 @manateesmayhem]

@GTA_Unlimited The Manatees’ head coach on November 19 at the training facility. #gta6

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@chatroommod @McAnnJello Dear Lucia, we need models for next season’s jerseys.

Call me. 📞👀

[Manatees Mayhem - GTA 6 @manateesmayhem]

@McAnnJello Obviously. We already got the early merch. 👀

Come see. 🌊🏈

[Manatees Mayhem - GTA 6 @manateesmayhem]

@NFLFrance Manatees 🌊

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BEACH BOY GAMEPLAN

Manatees Maniac Tyler “Tide” Wilson was asked what he’s doing first when #GTA6 drops:

“Find a beach. Find a board. Find a beer.”

Someone reminded him there might be missions.

“Yeah, I’m not doing those, bro.”

As Manny says:
“Life is a beach.” 🌊🌴☀️

[Manatees Mayhem - GTA 6 @manateesmayhem]

@unseensamy Je pense qu'il y aura nos cousins dauphins mais pas nous 👀

[Manatees Mayhem - GTA 6 @manateesmayhem]

🎮 HARDWARE ISSUE

After the #GTA6 Limited Edition DualSense controllers, every player got a special Manatees edition today.

DT #99 Tyrone “Big Problem” Jackson said it felt perfect in his hands.

The controller disagreed. 💀

#MMWTF

[Manatees Mayhem - GTA 6 @manateesmayhem]

🎉 FRANCHISE RECORD

With an average 4-star Wanted Level per player this season, the Manatees officially have the most badass roster in franchise history.

Three team leaders went out to celebrate.

It didn’t end well. ⭐⭐⭐⭐

#MMByTheNumbers

[Manatees Mayhem - GTA 6 @manateesmayhem]

@Martin_StJean @TDActu Super nouvelle ! J'espère que vous parlerez (un peu) de nous et de nos cousins dophins 👀
Bonne saison à tous 🏈

[Manatees Mayhem - GTA 6 @manateesmayhem]

MERCH UPDATE

The Manatees accidentally produced 5,000 foam fingers shaped like an “L.”

Maniac Madi “Mad” Flores thinks they’re “ICONIC” and immediately posted a selfie with one.

12,536 likes. 823 comments. 384 reposts. In under an hour.

Task failed successfully.

#MMWTF

[Manatees Mayhem - GTA 6 @manateesmayhem]

@kohltonmiller @GTAWikiOfficial If the Hard Rock is in #GTA6, it’s the Manatees Stadium until someone proves us wrong.

We’ve got sources.

They’re shit, but we’ve got sources. 👀🏈

[Manatees Mayhem - GTA 6 @manateesmayhem]

PRACTICE UPDATE

With football still unconfirmed as an activity in #GTA6, the Manatees coaching staff has adjusted the practice schedule.

Until further notice:

🏹 Hunting
⛳ Mini golf
🦁 Zoo trips

Key to winning: A-DA-PTA-BI-LI-TY. 🏈

[Manatees Mayhem - GTA 6 @manateesmayhem]

💵 CHARITY BUSINESS

A local crime group donated $1M to the Manatees Foundation.

It’ll fund a charity program for isolated bankers living in offshore tax havens.

The franchise declined to name the donor.

The donor strongly agreed.

Humility. 🙏

[Manatees Mayhem - GTA 6 @manateesmayhem]

BREAKING — Miami officials reportedly have concerns about renaming the airport “Vice City Airport.”

Manatees ownership has offered a compromise:

✈️ MANNY INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
Nobody has responded yet.

#GTA6 #MMWTF

[Manatees Mayhem - GTA 6 @manateesmayhem]

@SamyrHamoudi @49ers @RamsNFL @NetflixFR @Philgardent Derby californien ! C'est quand le floridien Dolphins / Manatees ? 🌴🌊

[Manatees Mayhem - GTA 6 @manateesmayhem]

@luciacaminous What an amazing jersey! U rock, Lucia 🤘🏈❤️

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@AllAboutBucs @Buccaneers Bucs are my second favorite team in Leonida. 🏈🌴

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@LeFootUSMedia @beinsports_FR Très beau programme. J'espère qu'aucune équipe ne sera mise de côté par cette programmation 👀🏈🌴

[Manatees Mayhem - GTA 6 @manateesmayhem]

@SoFrenchProd @nflextra @beinsports_FR Vivement dimanche prochain ! Bein, c'est dispo à Vice City ? C'est pour un ami 👀

[Manatees Mayhem - GTA 6 @manateesmayhem]

��� INSIDER — Other teams rank players by status:

Rookie → Starter → All-Pro → Franchise Player → GOAT

The Manatees do things differently:

🟢 Professional 🟡 Aggressive 🟠 Violent 🔴 Psychopath �� No Return

Looks like a criminal profile 👀
(Thanks, #GTA6)