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[Mphahlele 𓋹 @ManBarker]

To unemployment graduates here is a thread of some things you can do while you waiting to get a job:

RT for awareness

[Null @Vhoyde]

Niggas believed that with just a few courses, they could out-trade entire investment firms. What a time.

[Dr Koena Moabelo🇿🇦 @RealKoenaza]

Dear @JacintaNgobese

Please note that I was asked to share a message directed with you.

Here is the message:

“I got a job because of her. Thank you”.
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[Newzroom Afrika @Newzroom405]

[WATCH] Responding to reports that the South African government should pay compensation to Nigerian nationals who left their properties in South Africa fearing alleged xenophobic attacks, Ntshavheni says no payment will be made by  government.

#Newzroom405

[LambChip @_Lembz]

🇳🇬🇳🇬 In another episode of 'South Africans 🇿🇦 don't own land and they all live in shacks.'

[Mphahlele 𓋹 @ManBarker]

@ISephara By force 🤣🤣

[iScathulo SePhara 👞 @ISephara]

March and March. Reuniting families where they belong ❤️❤️

[Tumisho Masha @TumishoMasha]

Seems the 30 June march worked just the way it was intended. 🇿🇦

[griselda blanco @anentiresnack]

yilento bafuna uyenza apha le.

[Mphahlele 𓋹 @ManBarker]

@Evidence_Shongw 403 keng byanong 🤣🤣

[Dabane wakwa Laxa @MelikhayaL3006]

He’s probably the only foreigner who has thanked South Africa for accommodating him throughout all the years he lived in South Africa.

[Revolutionary Gansta💚 @RevoGangSta777]

To all illegal foreigners yall can move to Botswana now.🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🙌🏽

[Revolutionary Gansta💚 @RevoGangSta777]

We appreciate those who stand with us.🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🚨🙏🏾

[Ivyn Sambo @IvynSambo]

Guys, I made 2 Uber Eats orders today, and both of them were delivered by South Africans. The last guy even apologised that he got lost because he is new to Uber Eats.

March and March is working. South Africans are being employed.

[Vusi.Mz🦉🇿🇦🇫🇷 @YouDunnoVusi]

I wonder what alcohol you guys think they put in your cocktails

[iDiski Times @iDiskiTimes]

𝗦𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝗔𝘁 𝗦𝗶𝗺𝗯𝗮🇿🇦

▫️December 2025 - Appointed head coach
▫️February, March, April 2026 - Coach of the Month
▫️April 2026 - Simba Win Muungano Cup
▫️June 2026 - Simba finish 2nd & qualify for CAFCL
▫️July 2026 - Simba Win CRDB Bank Federation Cup

𝗦𝗜𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗬 𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟!!

[JΛКΞ SHΛШ @Jake_Shaw2]

Are we xenophobic? Well, I don’t give a f*ck!!

My editing skills still need a bit of polishing, but hopefully this gives you patriots a good laugh and makes your day anyway! 😂😂😂😂🇿🇦

[Nothing Matters @NothingMattx]

Law enforcement has began, landlords will be fined R10 000 if your tenants are illegal immigrants

[Zintle Zimbini @ZinhleMamfengu]

My cousin who had been unemployed for 7 years!!! Got a job yesterday, guys kanti what had been happening in South Africa all along? I'm honestly shocked 😲 🔥🔥!!

[Ann ❤️ @Annie_Modiba]

Kuthwa SANTACO Potchefstroom pulled a stunt on March and March few days ago. In retaliation, residents boycotted taxis and walking to town instead, leaving taxis empty. You gotta love the spirit of South Africans😂😂

[Tumelo Mpane @TUMELO_MPANE_]

@AyandaYandiey People that work in the municipal are used to working for bribes that’s why they don’t want to work when you don’t pay them. What makes matters worse is that they don’t care how their actions affect our lives.