Matthew Deas

Tyromancer

[Matthew Deas @ManBearPanda]

When you need to protest but need to cook later....

#mabahambe

[RollerTap @RollerTap_game]

Have you already invited your SuperBestie?😏
👉 https://t.co/gdzRQ9QKe2

[Matthew Deas @ManBearPanda]

@PowerPoolMining Can you explain how the lottery tickets are assigned - based on scrypt mining - been mining albeit only at under 200mhs and no tickets seem to be assigned???

[Matthew Deas @ManBearPanda]

@Vodacom - I recently switched from another provider to Vodacom Prepaid - however I'm not able to receive sms's. This is on an iPhone 6 - unable to locate a number of a consultant to discuss with. Please help!!!

[Matthew Deas @ManBearPanda]

@Vodacom - I recently switched from another provider to Vodacom Prepaid - however with switching I'm now not receiving any SMS's. I've tried the online chat only to be kicked out multiple times. Please can you advise how to rectify - this is on an iPhone 6s.

[Matthew Deas @ManBearPanda]

@Zombie__Phil how’d the corporate meeting go?

[Matthew Deas @ManBearPanda]

@followthebounce What’s happened to Bouncenote last week or so? Still happening?

[Matthew Deas @ManBearPanda]

@KanthanPillay @CliffCentralCom Would be super if the 2nd part of the podcast was up... fix pls!!!

[Faf Du Plessis @faf1307]

Pink ODI time! Such a great day and even better cause. I've partnered with @sa_vanish who'll give R10 to #PinkODI 4 each retweet #MakeCancerVanish #ForgetStains #HitStainsFor6

[Matthew Deas @ManBearPanda]

@Mountain_DewSA When are you planning on marketing diet mountain dew in sa?

[Matthew Deas @ManBearPanda]

47 Ronin, how can you put a guy on the poster who has 2 lines, and about a minute of screentime

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In order to stop flies from landing on him, Pepi II of Egypt always kept several naked slaves nearby whose bodies were smeared with honey.

[Matthew Deas @ManBearPanda]

Is this Nelsons version of the chicken dance? http://t.co/QWqMdtCEkF

[Slappy Gilmore @Rhys_munkee]

Can't believe Keira Knightley was in the Pirate's movies... After all, if there's one thing pirates hate its a sunken chest with no booty.

[Matthew Deas @ManBearPanda]

We live in a world of tumble dryers, and clothes that segregate themselves from them...STOP DO NOT TUMBLEDRY

[Matthew Deas @ManBearPanda]

Weo... 4 year Rand $ low... Fuel price likely to increase...thanks numsa/amcu

[Matthew Deas @ManBearPanda]

@jetsetducky congrats, give it horns.

[Matthew Deas @ManBearPanda]

Regardless of the mans opinion, due to more wiping the woman really should have executive decision on the ply of toilet paper...

[Matthew Deas @ManBearPanda]

I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password it would be "password"

[Matthew Deas @ManBearPanda]

@DJVCupcake It combines 2 of my biggest loves.... Pandas... and South Park..... needed an Internet handle when I was younger and it's stuck