Jon Manley

Sandwich enthusiast. Professional talker.

[Jon Manley @manchild3000]

Dear Twitter "in case you missed it," no I didn't. I miss nothing. I check this goddamned thing 27,980 times a day. I'm on it.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Who. Made. This.

[Jon Manley @manchild3000]

Said every dude at the 10 yr high school reunion who never moved away from their home town after graduation.

[Jon Manley @manchild3000]

<tears in eyes> Twitter was really really fun today, if just for today.

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

Really proud of everyone who is funny and not dumb that stayed on this garbage website specifically for days like today

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

trump gotta hit elon with “the jerk store called”

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

BREAKING NEWS

Zelensky has offered to mediate between Elon Musk and Donald Trump

[Jon Manley @manchild3000]

If @elonmusk drops the dime on orange Hitler I will finally start calling this place "X".

[Jon Manley @manchild3000]

Folks, if we do this right and keep them both talking, they just might rat each other out on enough crimes we can finally get rid of them for good. #MAGA but for real!

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

MAJOR BREAKING: Elon Musk says Trump is in the Epstein Files and that's why they have not been released to the public

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

[Jon Manley @manchild3000]

What a dumbass

[Jon Manley @manchild3000]

Larry: "so now @RobertfKenedyjr endorses the vaccine? He flip flopped!"
Leon: "He's a flip flopper LD. An anti-anti-vaxer!"
Larry: "An anti-anti-vaxer!"
(camera pans down as Larry looks at piece of paper labeled Test Results to see POSITIVE stamped across the top)
<roll credits>

[Jon Manley @manchild3000]

Will someone please just ask Peter Navarro who Ron Vera is???

[Jon Manley @manchild3000]

Slight FOMO over not having been invited to the bomb Yemen group chat.

[Jon Manley @manchild3000]

@NotLikeMonopoly I didn't start adolescent vague-posting until 2016 so I wouldn't know. Randomly coming after strangers for months old tweets is timeless though, so great job keeping with tradition.

[Jon Manley @manchild3000]

Big month for shitty white dudes winning things they don't deserve

[Jon Manley @manchild3000]

@EZELABODA More than the Eagles

[Jon Manley @manchild3000]

@NotLikeMonopoly Facebook wasn't even invented in 2003, but why let facts get in the way of a good burn or your clout chasing. Keep it coming robot. This is fun!

[Jon Manley @manchild3000]

@NotLikeMonopoly Man, you are really destroying me robot. I should probably quit Twitter all together, I'm so bad at comebacks.

[Jon Manley @manchild3000]

@NotLikeMonopoly Solid comeback robot.

[Jon Manley @manchild3000]

@fuckyouiquit Sadly

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Ok this cracked me up