Tom Flaherty

danced with a mole once.

[Tom Flaherty @manctom1]

anyone that has a tattoo removal company in Manchester, will notice an upturn in business (114).

[Tom Flaherty @manctom1]

@arizonamayfield U have turned with that tweet into a right bellend,

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@gordonhill54 Statement.

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@HisHolyLord As much rice you can eat and a dollar a day?

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@HisHolyLord Spandex covering the lower middle region?

[Tom Flaherty @manctom1]

@givebrandillove Don’t let the negative responses get to you, the crap I got for calling Michael Jackson a nonce, was off the charts.

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@milfbrandii Not joking.

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@milfbrandii Got rear ended in my brand (i)new car today, so not happy 😢

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@SaintBelta Dragons nostril incoming

[Dawie @Bosveld_Dawie]

Ja nee, daai kakebeen is af…Sterkte @CheslinKolbe 👊🏻

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@houseofbrandii No no Jesus please don’t

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@HisHolyLord Mark Hamill

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@HisHolyLord Did you do a course on line.

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@paddypower Jeez, and your company is doing business with the good old USA. Yer up the karzi now.

[Marc Riley ⚽️🍺🐳 @marcrileydj]

This is a great post if you’re an iPhone user. 👍🏻🙏🏼💥

[Tom Flaherty @manctom1]

@MarkRing10 Just realised me and you have a connection with Mr G Best!

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@gordonhill54 Ok G, stick or twist with Michael C?

[Harsh Goenka @hvgoenka]

Donald trump wanted to paint the White House. He called three contractors for quotes.

The Chinese guy quoted $3 million. The European guy quoted $7 million. The Indian guy quoted $10 million.

Trump asked the Chinese guy “How did you quote $3 million?” The Chinese guy replied “$1 million for paint, $1 million for labor and $1 million profit.”

Trump asked the European guy. He replied: “$3 million for paint, $2 million for labor and $2 million profit.”

Trump asked the Indian guy. He replied: “$4 million for you. $3 million for me. And we will give $3 million to the Chinese guy and ask him to paint it.”

The Indian guy got the contract. 😄