amanda parker

wife to rmp. mommy to mm. baylor grad. amateur artist and baker. cat mom to mitzi.

[amanda parker @manda0619]

@Baylor Sic ‘em Bears! #madelynnmae #futurebaylorbear #babybear #12weeksold @RyanParkerTX

[amanda parker @manda0619]

“Sleep when the baby sleeps” only works if your baby sleeps (or allows you to put her down). Also, “slept like a baby” is now laughable to me. Unless you meant that you thrashed around and woke up every two hours 🤷‍♀️

[amanda parker @manda0619]

I had forgotten that 4AM existed until I had a baby 👶 #madelynnmae

[amanda parker @manda0619]

Feeling pretty happy after deleting my 5:30AM school alarm! #sweetsummertime #lastdayofschool

[amanda parker @manda0619]

Sometimes I write things on my to-do list that I’ve already done, just so I can get the satisfaction of crossing them out ☑️😆

[amanda parker @manda0619]

I was never a big sandwich person before pregnancy, but now that I’m not supposed to eat deli meat, I literally have dreams about ham & cheese on a croissant 🥐😍 #3moremonths

[amanda parker @manda0619]

Why on earth did I think it was a good idea to start watching This Is Us while pregnant? #tooemotional

[amanda parker @manda0619]

My windshield wipers apparently either have a constant or 20 second-intermittent setting... nothing in between 😒 So I either look overly panicked or not concerned enough 😂 Also, I can’t think of a situation in which I’d have use for a 20 sec delay 🤷‍♀️

[amanda parker @manda0619]

I never feel more pressure to hurry up than when I’m picking my nail color at the salon. #dayoff

[amanda parker @manda0619]

If you are THE worst about washing your car and you actually take it to get washed, it WILL inevitably rain the very next day 😡🤷‍♀️ #justmyluck

[amanda parker @manda0619]

Two months until the best day of the year!! 🎄😍

[amanda parker @manda0619]

Just did a whole parent-teacher conference while wearing my princess tiara from the fun-run this morning w/o realizing. #superprofessional

[amanda parker @manda0619]

Pandora: Do I want to suffer through this song that I hate, or be punished with another dental ad for skipping a song? 🙃

[amanda parker @manda0619]

Unless someone is in the car with me, I cannot, for the life of me, navigate DFW Airport for some reason #uturnsfordays

[amanda parker @manda0619]

I love baking macarons, but the 1st few mins in the oven are so stressful. Have I wasted 81732 hours, just for them to crack/be footless?! 😱

[amanda parker @manda0619]

Just found a sparkly sticker in my hair. Yes, I teach first grade 😜 #firsties #teacherprobs

[amanda parker @manda0619]

I'm never sure if the extra hour of sleep is worth the panicky feeling of being late for the next few days while adjusting to the lighting.

[amanda parker @manda0619]

The high is 87 today, but it's after Halloween, so I think it's acceptable for me to start listening to Christmas music now 🎄

[amanda parker @manda0619]

Forever searching for things that are already in my hand 🙄

[amanda parker @manda0619]

Just typed up my classroom newsletter, then realized I'd made it all for November. #readyfortheholidays