Mustang Sammy

🌲 Let’s Go Outside 🌲

[Mustang Sammy @mandaa152]

buy me everything in my ‘amazon save for later’ so I know it’s real

[Mustang Sammy @mandaa152]

as of 3a this morning, I moved and slept upside down in bed bc Gus was snoring in my earlobe and was literally cradled in my arm 😂 love/hate

[Mustang Sammy @mandaa152]

King beds aren’t big enough: I want to sleep sideways with no one or thing touching me

[Mustang Sammy @mandaa152]

King beds aren’t big enough: I want to sleep sideways with no one or thing touching me

[Mustang Sammy @mandaa152]

i cut the hottest jalapeño ive ever cut in my life yesternight and im pretty sure my nail beds are still burning

this is it. this is my 2024 x debut.

[Mustang Sammy @mandaa152]

nerds LOVE to say “plus 1” to sound real cool

[Mustang Sammy @mandaa152]

if you’re planning on planning a wedding, don’t.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐🧐

[Mustang Sammy @mandaa152]

@allie39487 @VanderpumpRules honestly, I feel like a majority of the show is just set up for entertainment at this point.. like I don’t trust that even the fights aren’t fake lol

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Name your pandemic baby Ivermectin

[Mustang Sammy @mandaa152]

why is everyone comparing abortion to covid? the saving of refugees to Black Lives Matter? these are all entirely different.

It’s okay to stand on opposite sides for different movements. Not everything has to be black or white or left and right. FFFFFFFF

[Mustang Sammy @mandaa152]

girl + long time significant other go to a wedding…

girl on Instagram: “my forever wedding date”

[Mustang Sammy @mandaa152]

@MadelynneAnne HA

[Mustang Sammy @mandaa152]

I asked 9 girls to be in my wedding + Ive now had disagreements w/ 3/9 of the girls 🤣😂 LOL WUT. I couldnt tell you the last time Ive had any sort of tiff w/ anyone. thinking these are just the wedding planning gods coming in to cause massive wedding disruption 🤬

[Mustang Sammy @mandaa152]

@AllwoodLovegood oooooo honey, you’re in! 💁🏼‍♀️😂

[Mustang Sammy @mandaa152]

@AllwoodLovegood might have to get you a pretty wig!!

[Mustang Sammy @mandaa152]

visors are not a vibe

[Mustang Sammy @mandaa152]

ill kill ya with the silent treatment ✌🏼

[Mustang Sammy @mandaa152]

@NathanBocks @QuinnXCII @CityofHolland @RaabRoss LOL

[Mustang Sammy @mandaa152]

@RaabRoss but everything else is up and it’s up and it’s up and it’s up

[Mustang Sammy @mandaa152]

why don’t people respond to texts when they’re texted?

10/10 don’t understand

[Mustang Sammy @mandaa152]

I HAVE SO MUCH GOING ON!?!?!?!!

can someone plz come coordinate my life 😣