Amanda

[Amanda @mandab33]

January is going to beat me down until the very last hour.

[Ex-MayorMark @ExMayorMark]

Congratulations to Bryant and Amanda! Another happily married couple by #BigPoppa

[Amanda @mandab33]

If you’re wondering how wedding planning is going? Last nights nightmare was my guests all got trampled by cows during cocktail hour and were too injured to go to the reception 🙃

[Amanda @mandab33]

Not me thinking getting a humidifier would fix the fact I don’t drink water

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

High winds at the perfect time of day created a rare Rainbow Waterfall in Yosemite National Park

[Amanda @mandab33]

I just want to watch the grinch and I can’t find it free anywhere 😩

[Amanda @mandab33]

I know I’m getting old bc my students have stopped guessing that I’m 12-19 and started guessing 30-50 😭

[Amanda @mandab33]

I’d like it to go on record that I recently used the Pythagorean Theorem in adult life… but just the once

[Amanda @mandab33]

Thinking back… what type of vibes was I giving off for two sets of strangers to throw snowballs at me and my friends? 🤨😳😂

[Amanda @mandab33]

We walked 50 feet to the library and got into two snowball fights with random people #ilovemyschool #jmu #snowdayfun

[Amanda @mandab33]

For your mental health don’t look at the serving size of frozen pizza

[Amanda @mandab33]

A simpler time 😌 https://t.co/WOC1ywxeHr

[Amanda @mandab33]

The jeep urge to drive over snow banks because you can

[Amanda @mandab33]

In case you were wondering, 3oh3 came out with a new album this year… highly recommend the song ‘skid marks’

[Amanda @mandab33]

I love my job bc it keeps my privilege in check. A little girl was excited to go to help her Aunt babysit this weekend bc “the house is a mansion” she followed with “it even has THREE bathrooms!” 🥺

[Amanda @mandab33]

In case anyone was wondering how I’m doing, my card got declined at the dollar store... the lows just keep getting lower 😂

[Amanda @mandab33]

I plan dinner and a wine tasting for me and @Bval30 on Valentine’s Day and he’d rather do his taxes... should I be offended? 😂😂

[Amanda @mandab33]

@magswag71 https://t.co/c9YqWWRP75 has that filter!!

[Amanda @mandab33]

The ironic thing to me is how these self proclaimed patriots make the rest of us feel very un-patriotic

[Amanda @mandab33]

Don’t get me wrong, I love and respect my dad dearly, but what psychopath has their text and call ringtone as the same sound???

[Amanda @mandab33]

Just tweeting to remind myself (through Timehop) that today was SUPER stressful and you’re still alive and positive (for the most part) if you can make it through today, you can conquer any other rough days! (Runner, Covid, Defiance, broken window, bloody door) 👊🏼👍🏻