Amanda ◡̈

“she’s the human embodiment of glitter.” ✨
#DirtyWater

[Amanda ◡̈ @mandabelike]

If we win this series, I’m drizzling ketchup all over this ump @Jared_Carrabis @tylermilliken_ @Steve_Perrault @ColeyMick @Section10Pod

[NESN @NESN]

The Ump changed his call during the play and allowed the Red Sox to score two more runs 😳😂

[Amanda ◡̈ @mandabelike]

That man is 2 apples tall 😭

[Boston Strong @BostonStrong_34]

Uncle Sonny is proud of his boy.

[Amanda ◡̈ @mandabelike]

@augustofstache @LucilleBurdge The impact is different. The suspension isn’t. That’s been my point since the beginning, dawg. 😂

[Amanda ◡̈ @mandabelike]

@augustofstache @LucilleBurdge “7 isn’t the same as 7” ok dude 😂😂 this is exactly why I said it should be calculated differently for SP, but it’s not.

[Amanda ◡̈ @mandabelike]

@augustofstache @LucilleBurdge That is quite literally the entire point I was making - nothing is calculated differently. They got the exact same suspension at 7 games each. You’re so close to understanding it, dude.

[NESN @NESN]

It's a Tolle night! 🍿

[MLB @MLB]

Willson Contreras has been named to the American League All-Star team!

He replaces Vladimir Guerrero Jr. on the roster. Nick Kurtz will start at first base for the AL.

[Amanda ◡̈ @mandabelike]

@augustofstache @LucilleBurdge You’re describing a tendency, not an official mechanism. If MLB truly calculated suspensions differently you’d see a position player get 5 games while SP gets 1 start. Or “suspended until after your next scheduled start.” That’s not what happens. So the answer is still no 😂

[Amanda ◡̈ @mandabelike]

@augustofstache @LucilleBurdge “MLB sometimes chooses longer game suspensions for starting pitchers because of the rotation. But they still suspend them in games, not starts, and the suspension isn’t converted into a different unit.” So no, they aren’t calculated differently 😂😂😂

[Amanda ◡̈ @mandabelike]

@augustofstache @LucilleBurdge So confidently wrong 🤣🤣 that’s not how MLB writes the discipline. MLB doesn’t issue “one-start suspensions” disguised as game suspensions. They issue game suspensions, and the practical effect depends on the player’s role and the calendar. It’s not a different suspension at all

[Amanda ◡̈ @mandabelike]

@augustofstache @LucilleBurdge If it was calculated differently for SP Cavalli would be suspended for 5 STARTS, not 5 games; he’s not even missing any games now because of that. And they got the exact same number of games originally so it is quite literally apples to apples lmfaooooo

[Amanda ◡̈ @mandabelike]

@nasdaq044 @DanBFox1287 No. Suspension doesn’t include the ASG. If he’s selected he’ll get to play.

[Amanda ◡̈ @mandabelike]

@augustofstache @LucilleBurdge And Willson didn’t get anymore “hammer” than Cavalli. They both were suspended for 7 games. Cavalli’s appeal was heard and his suspension got reduced, but Willson’s appeal hasn’t been resolved as of now.

[Amanda ◡̈ @mandabelike]

@augustofstache @LucilleBurdge No, but they should be. SP should miss X number of starts, not games, because they play every 5 or so games. So while Willson will miss potentially 7 games, Cavalli won’t miss any with his suspension being reduced to 5 games - they’ll just push his start back a day.

[Amanda ◡̈ @mandabelike]

🥹🥹🥹

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Alex Cora confirmed to @masslivesports that he’s following through with the pledge he made back in spring training, that he’d donate $20,000 if a Red Sox player hit 20 homers.

“Happy that it happened… All we want to do is #KCancer. Honestly, that was an easy pledge. I trust my players. We need more people to join us!"

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Introducing our 2026 All-Stars!

[Amanda ◡̈ @mandabelike]

@RyanSchuetz11 @lionsdaylight You’ve now spent multiple tweets explaining why you changed the subject instead of explaining how charitable deductions magically make donations profitable. Still waiting.

[Amanda ◡̈ @mandabelike]

@RyanSchuetz11 @lionsdaylight 6 tweets later and you’ve still never addressed the original point: charitable deductions don’t make donations profitable.

[Amanda ◡̈ @mandabelike]

@RyanSchuetz11 @lionsdaylight “Using the product they created TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM”, not that you physically use anything of hers. Learn how to fucking read, dude.

[Amanda ◡̈ @mandabelike]

@RyanSchuetz11 @lionsdaylight I think you forgot to take your meds today, Ryan. You didn’t refute my point about charitable deductions. You pivoted to Elon, admitted you assumed what I meant, and somehow concluded MY reading comprehension is the problem. That’s genuine insanity 🤣🤣🤣