Miranda Curtis

tOSU’17

[esmi @esmizzzzz]

My toxic trait is I won’t let u clean cause it’s not clean unless I clean it, but then I’ll yell at u for not cleaning 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Miranda Curtis @MandaCurtis]

Day 25574 of quarantine and my mom found about my tattoo... if rona doesn’t kill me she will

[Miranda Curtis @MandaCurtis]

Today I crocheted a scarf, baked a casserole, and finished a puzzle.... not ready for break to end but maybe it’s time...

[Sports Illustrated @SInow]

Ohio State is literally dunking on Michigan at this point

[Miranda Curtis @MandaCurtis]

Colin and I got into a tiff yesterday and then our hamster tried to bite me today for the FIRST time ever. Lil bitch clearly taking sides

[Miranda Curtis @MandaCurtis]

@emfoster95 LOL

[Miranda Curtis @MandaCurtis]

It’s that time of year again!!

[Miranda Curtis @MandaCurtis]

@ColGoulet @elonmusk I’m sold

[Miranda Curtis @MandaCurtis]

@cClaudiaVv Love you too 🥰🥰 counting down the days until your visit!!

[ari @technicoluor]

why is this video of a sea of elementary school kids going HAM to old town road literally the funniest video i’ve ever seen in my whole life

[Miranda Curtis @MandaCurtis]

@ColGoulet Thanks for keeping me sane 😘

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[Dating in 2009]
ME: Who’s your favorite serial killer?
HER: I’m calling the police.

[Dating in 2019]
ME: Who’s your favorite serial killer?
HER: Oh my gosh, how do you pick just one, right? Hahaha!

[Miranda Curtis @MandaCurtis]

My sister cooked her DOG a real ass meal for dinner tonight. I, on the other hand, consumed a bowl of cereal, a can of green beans, and a fortune cookie... you could say adulting is going real well...

[Miranda Curtis @MandaCurtis]

@lainie_sara 😂😂 you know me too well

[Miranda Curtis @MandaCurtis]

Pro of being competitive: calling yourself a winner

Con of being competitive: straining your tricep tendon from WII BOWLING