Emily Foster

welp

[Emily Foster @emfoster95]

It’s my moms first day going back to the office and a helicopter crashed on her commute.

[Emily Foster @emfoster95]

Bored with your living situation? Get yourself a landlord who lets other units list your parking spot as a spot hero

[Emily Foster @emfoster95]

@alliebakee @xtrachel This is encouraging! I swear our dad has already lost more hair from the thought 😂

[Emily Foster @emfoster95]

My sister and I will both be living at my parents house together for the first time since my senior year of hs. Tbh it probably won’t be that bad, but I already feel for my dad. Also we all are ✨wfh✨ 90% of the time. Thoughts & prayers pls

[kenz @enziekk]

whenever anyone tries to explain the rules of a card game i literally black out

[Emily Foster @emfoster95]

My LinkedIn just updated to have the stories feature. If I’m scared to view your profile because I know you’re going to get that notification you bet I’m scared to watch your story.

[Emily Schlacks @_schlacks_]

Imagine Joe Jonas thinking he was in the clear once Taylor started writing songs about other guys and then 13 years later she was like “actually let’s circle back”

[Colt @ColtTTV_]

when i realize i was the one who didn’t text back

[Emily Foster @emfoster95]

Me when I remember that I used to sell alcohol samples with my college roommates at local grocery stores from a folding table at the front entrance like a Girl Scout

[Emily Foster @emfoster95]

Just the thought of going back to work and having to sit like an adult & not criss cross applesauce makes me anxious rn

[krustona @krust_ina]

heather slipping on her shoes to meet matt #TheBachelor

[cta @cta]

Doors Closing.

[Emily Foster @emfoster95]

Found a screw on my floor near my desk chair this morning. At this point it’s russian roulette every time I sit down. Oh well send it

Side note- when installing I completely left out the washers. I am my own worst enemy.

[Emily Foster @emfoster95]

@HaleyWalker3 Just Haley things

[Emily Foster @emfoster95]

I’ve only retweeted gifs of the bachelorette or the Bears since September and if that doesn’t give you any insight on what I’ve been up to since September idk what does

[TheBachBabes @TheBachBabes]

Tayshia thinking about a hometown in the Hamptons

#theBachelorette

[Ball Street Journal @BSJPodcast]

Mitchell Trubisky steps on an #NFL field:

[bachelor tweets @bachelortweettz]

the couple we didn’t know we needed #theBachelorette

[Emily Foster @emfoster95]

@HaleyWalker3 Lol little did we know