Matt

[Matt @manderson6423]

I miss having a big deep fryer

[Matt @manderson6423]

@SneakyBinpoopin @sircalebhammer When did you diagnosed with autism?

[bawonki @Balarkeuwu]

this is gayer than fucking a dude

[kanav @kanavtwt]

Day 1 of vibecoding

[Randal “Racked” Meyer @Randal2faded]

If you still vape you r a faggot, but if I see you w one im gonna ask to hit it.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

We’ve got an office Crank

[zane firehammer @killlikebutton]

My kid vapes but he’s only allowed the ones with no screen on it

[Matt @manderson6423]

Why are so many Mexicans driving around waving Texan flags this weekend?

[G @stevensongs]

Elon Musk has enough money now to fix every McDonald's ice cream machine, but he won't because he only thinks of himself.

[Clown_Orb @ClownOrb]

No one ever got stabbed at a swim meet!

[Matt @manderson6423]

@PokeWhales

[Goo In Hand @gooinhand]

@MarioNawfal I tried to pronounce the name and my furniture started floating.

[sheriff Gabriel. @BearstownSox35]

Yes i am autistic ! I rather be autistic than Packers fans

[Harmy @harrrmy]

you’re not autistic you just work from home and it’s making you weird

[holly @KORCHINSK14]

i bet one time connor bedards mom was like ‘yeah you know, as a mom you have to juggle a lot. its hard work!’ and he thought ‘wow thats fucking sick’

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

“Get up. I just bought 700 yards of mulch. We have to mulch the yard, the driveway, the roof, our neighbor’s yard, and your brother’s room today” - your dad at 5:00 am in 2004 for no reason

[Covfefe Anon @CovfefeAnon]

All the airlines rushing to say "not it" with who's gonna be the next black airline

[jake @wormpuller]

To the untrained eye I may appear retarded

[kordell @lledrook]

niggas in 2016 when black beatles played

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

People in culinary school will be like sorry I can’t hang out I have Getting Retarded Tattoos due tomorrow

[NWS Paducah, KY @NWSPaducah]

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