Amanda

personal account. Black Lives Matter.

[Amanda @mandad_p]

The NM constitution begins: “the name of this state is New Mexico, and it’s boundaries are as follows:” and I think I might start introducing myself that way too

[Amanda @mandad_p]

I stay alive December to December only to watch your Spotify wraps come now don’t be shy

[Amanda @mandad_p]

Went to the neighborhood association annual meeting for the Gilmore girls town hall vibes left as the new association president

[Amanda @mandad_p]

Came home with cat probiotics. She is washed and very pleased with her day

[Amanda @mandad_p]

got absolutely beat tf up by this cat, fished her out of the vets actual trash can, had her spray all over her crate, and paid a 200$ vet bill just for her to be diagnosed with “malodorous fecal syndrome”(Stinky Poop Disease)

[Amanda @mandad_p]

Niche I know but they are related somehow I feel

[Amanda @mandad_p]

@santini_12 Not when!! They’re forever !!

[Amanda @mandad_p]

I know a seam ripper hate to see me coming

[Amanda @mandad_p]

@giohalliwell And with a discount Michelle Visage silver streak in his beard too smh

[Amanda @mandad_p]

@colinbaillio Two Twitter-friend state employees getting it done!

[Amanda @mandad_p]

I have imposter syndrome like 99.9 percent of the time but every once in a while I rattle off something about state pension changes or some random defunct fund from the 90s and think that somewhere along the way I must have gotten good at this job by accident

[Amanda @mandad_p]

miwanda ??

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

First look at Jonathan Bailey and Scarlett Johansson in ‘JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH’

[Amanda @mandad_p]

Maybe a boomer take but I’d love that trend to go away

[Amanda @mandad_p]

Every time I see a video of people at probably some of their lowest points in life I think of my mom, and how she couldn’t overcome addiction no matter how hard she tried, and how I’m really grateful It wasn’t standard practice to film people without their consent at that time.

[Amanda @mandad_p]

@hoetinospizza Told me I didn’t have enough accounts so I got a new account and got deducted 10pts for the credit inquiry that came w it 🙃

[Amanda @mandad_p]

If we have to live in the panopticon I wish big brother was at least like, good at it. surely you mined my data while I was buying these flights etc, isn’t that enough context to believe I am away but might still want to use my credit card or Netflix account or social media??

[Amanda @mandad_p]

@fabflutist2716 Stop that’s incredible 💀💀💀

[Amanda @mandad_p]

Me when I was writing that “official state smell” FIR

[Megan Gleason @fabflutist2716]

I hope you guys are ready to read like six chile stories I’m writing for next week

[Amanda @mandad_p]

@LucasHerndon 🙈 ty I was proud

[Amanda @mandad_p]

We are so back (derogatory)

[Amanda @mandad_p]

@IainDoesJokes @loveislandusa Here bc Ariana and now never leaving 🤠