mam

the circus is the place for me

[mam @mandamartian]

mark my words, my first dogs name will be fish.

[mam @mandamartian]

cardinal by pinegrove might be a perfect album

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

i bet living in maine and wearing a sweater feels good asf

[🌺caulksIeeve🌺 @tenthousund]

turned on cnn and it was just live helicopter footage of me in my living room

[Maggie Rogers @maggieerogers]

Drake we do not have time for this

[MSG @TheGarden]

Next up: '94 🔥 @phish

[bambi ✿ they @bbambied]

this was really some hating ass shit. why can't spongebob be cheeked up

[spion @ruski_spion]

@steve81573937 Or hoping possibly the world's best drummer plays a vacuum cleaner.

[Classy girl Blythe @orbitamour]

my brother just said all his texts to our dog show up green😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 how do i tell him our dogs phone isnt dead and mine go thru perfectly LMFAOOOO

[Mason the yeen! 🔜 MFF @mason_yeen]

me responding to people in ten seconds after they took three days

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard my credit score went down

[Ajibola @OAJIGE]

None of these words are in the bible.

[Mr. Cloud @toddkasimjessie]

Almost forgot Guyute is their best song

[tasman @lildorothy_]

How long after eating Mr beast chocolate is your erection supposed to last

[catherine @CatherineNester]

why are shake shack and my doctor texting me from the same number

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

just went #4

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Thank god I wasn’t in DC on January 6th I’m too nosy it would’ve looked like I was joining

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Are you supposed to help the movers when you move? I started out helping them carry some big stuff and ended up puting in a full shift because I didn’t want the guys to think I’m soft.