amanda muinzer

here for politics+comedy. she/her. blm

[amanda muinzer @mandamuinz]

@tanylake Just had my first at 38! And one of my best friends her first at 39. Try not to let that talk scare you (easier said than done I realize). Sending you good vibes!

[ؘ @wvzscxo]

@theranosblood Here's the surrogate's GoFundMe - needs less than $3000 to reach her goal
https://t.co/Kx2s0hFztp

[amanda muinzer @mandamuinz]

@emilykmay ✋ I don’t post much but I love your account!

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i should've bought a house in 2007 instead of cranking that soulja boy

[amanda muinzer @mandamuinz]

@RodLacroix Gracie and Fiona enjoying some fall weather

[g @garlandrg]

The plan? We create a lemonade that can kill you to drive brand awareness by capitalizing on millennials’ existential dread

[amanda muinzer @mandamuinz]

Excuse me?

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Why are people afraid to die if they don’t have kids?

Like you’re dead…how will you know.

A painful, prolonged death I get being afraid of…but why a fear of dying in general?

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(angriest I’ve ever been in my life) ok sounds good

[Comedy Central Stand-Up @standup]

“You know what’s better than a baby?” @sammorril

Watch the full special: https://t.co/Ioqi7ynbrC

[beth @bethbourdon]

sounds like for 12 minutes, he wanted someone to intervene

[. @SuiNeltwork]

The only blue life that matters is stitch

[Ida Bae Wells @nhannahjones]

I’ve avoided tweeting about the white supremacist massacre so not to dishonor the dead in anyway. But I keep obsessing over the constant drumbeat of the last year abt the dangers of CRT when the literal violent danger of the white supremacy CRT exposes has been downplayed/denied.

[Damion Schubert - @ZenOfDesign.com on bsky @ZenOfDesign]

Love hearing about ‘the sanctity of life’ from the same people who have spent the last two years arguing that killing grandma is a small price to pay for being able to sit in an Applebee’s.

[Brooke Breit @brookebreit]

Sending love to everyone, whether today is good, bad, or complicated…or some combination of everything

[So Tired of this Mess 🟦 @DianaMiller5]

Pre-Roe, I was 8 yrs old. I came home from school to find my Mom lying in a puddle of blood. She was weak & asked me to call a neighbor. She was miscarrying, but the embryo would not abort. For 48 hours, she bled while doctors transfused blood, waiting. Abortions were illegal.

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to their fourth child then was like “sorry, don’t mean to brag” and it’s like, oh no worries, your life literally sounds terrible to me