Amanda Nelson

sharing adventures with my toddler, quotes from my funny friends, and retweeting people smarter than me. #blacklivesmatter she/her/hers

[Amanda Nelson @mandanel_son]

the hold this blue outfit had over me at twelve years old

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

23 years ago, christina aguilera released ‘come on over baby’✨https://t.co/mikn7RqtRQ

[Amanda Nelson @mandanel_son]

Olivia Rordrigo’s music is one of my guilty pleasures as a woman in her mid-thirties.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.

[Amanda Nelson @mandanel_son]

You’re offered $100k to recite 90% of a movie. What movie are you choosing?

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

You're offered $100k to recite 90% of a movie. What movie are you choosing?

[🍒 @goldenberryx]

forgetting to wear your jewelry

[Amanda Nelson @mandanel_son]

Isla: If there’s a really big wave you can say “oh my god!” but you can’t say “oh my fuck!”

[Amanda Nelson @mandanel_son]

@jbellelove Immediately to jail!!!

[mastiff @m4stiff]

girls were not put on this earth to work they were put on this earth to do arts and crafts and drink colorful beverages

[Amanda Nelson @mandanel_son]

the book hangover after Fourth Wing is so real 🥲

[culture @notgwendalupe]

mia thermopolis was 21. again women just do things better

[Amanda Nelson @mandanel_son]

“Like as serious as a dead ass.”

[Amanda Nelson @mandanel_son]

I’ve told Isla a lot of white lies in her young life but the one that feels most like a betrayal is telling her if she’s too full for her meal, she’s too full for a treat.

[Amanda Nelson @mandanel_son]

Do I watch Vanderpump Rules? No. Do I read all the tweets/goss about those hoodrats cheating? Absolutely.

[Amanda Nelson @mandanel_son]

@AkilahObviously @CallyGingrich @newtgingrich literally just snorted

[paige @BonerWizard]

cashier: can I take ur order
me: *gives order* thank u
c: ur total is X
me: thank u
c: pls pull forward
me: thanks
c: here’s ur card back
me: thanks
c: here is one drink
me: thank u
c: here is the other drink
me: thank u
c: food
me: thanks
c: have a good day
me: u too thanks

[Amanda Nelson @mandanel_son]

how many fucking times am I gonna see flags half mast cos children were shot in their classroom god this country is trash

[Amanda Nelson @mandanel_son]

@tycewelling @SnowbasinResort just a few flakes