amanda

emancipate yourself from mental slavery ✨

[k @urfavkatt]

Soulmate friendships are indeed very real

[‎عبدالله @ay_uwais]

I always be overthinking these

[TJ @TJay1k]

Target so much more peaceful to shop at than WalMart lol

[🌲dam 🇵🇸 @adambyrne_]

do gen z know we used to upload 90 photos to a facebook album after every single night out? they’d be so mortified for us.

[KATYA ELISE HENRY @katyaelisehenry]

wine makes me happy 🥰

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Aaaaand the president has officially applied the “can’t get an STD if you don’t get checked” logic to a fucking pandemic

[Grant Ginder @GrantGinder]

Guys in six months all these dogs are going to have THE worst separation anxiety

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

My Quarantine Routine

I just wanted to share what works for me. This is just to give me structure and a sense of stability

9 am - 2 am: wake up & stare at my phone

[amanda @mandapopp]

@markwby @z_man_nymo

[amanda @mandapopp]

@thatafakasigirl @paulmartiin why did I hear this in your voice

[Chantel Jeffries @ChantelJeffries]

All I want for Christmas is to get thicc

[amanda @mandapopp]

@dog_rates @z_man_nymo

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

That unspoken group dynamic when all your friends are in an Uber on your way to the club and the people in the backseat are lit, dancing and scream talking and the person in the front seat is the group's PR person and talks to the driver and just keeps saying "I'm sorry for that"

[amanda @mandapopp]

@dog_feelings @kirstannnnn @paulmartiin Max yesterday

[Cameron Magruder @ScooterMagruder]

Ham > Turkey

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