Amanda

[nell mescal🧚🏼 @nellmescal_]

my mum got a haircut today in prep for her chemotherapy and then paul got nominated for an oscar life is so crazy

[emma lord @dilemmalord]

all the "this new notebook will fix me" girlies became "this new gigantic water bottle will fix me" girlies in their thirties, huh

[Amanda @mandasaywhaaa]

Always Parenthood

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

was SO sad that I finished all 6 seasons of my bedtime comfort show until I realized I can simply watch it again from the beginning. follow me for more cutting edge brilliance

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“It’s spooky season” grow up. Everything is scary all the time

[Sopranos Vibes @sopranos_vibes]

Oh god oh fuck it’s the gaba-ghoul

[Amanda @mandasaywhaaa]

@ShrimpDaniels Balloon archs also available as package add ons

[Amanda @mandasaywhaaa]

To the man in the office repeatedly making the sounds of a symbol … please stop 🙃

[Rod @justme_rod]

That wasn’t very “zoom zoom zoom make my heart go boom boom” of you

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

there’s only about a month left to get a good summer fling in so if that’s on your agenda chop chop times a wastin

[Amanda @mandasaywhaaa]

just don’t think it’s really appropriate to be drinking a smoothie after 7 PM on the metro north .. it’s a wine ride all the way pal, come on.

[Amanda @mandasaywhaaa]

After assembling my new vacuum I shouted “GREAT, let’s get to work!”

And that’s on being nearly 30 and single on a Saturday night baby 👏🏼

[30 Rock @30Rock]

What a week, huh?

[Amanda @mandasaywhaaa]

Cool cool cool cool

[evanthomas.nyc on bsky @EvanDerekThomas]

Get your fucking ass up and give ‘em the old razzle dazzle. It seems like no one wants to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle anymore.

[Amanda @mandasaywhaaa]

It’s garbage CAN, not garbage CANNOT

[aleks chan @aleksnotalex]

i'm sorry but jamie lee curtis holding a dog on stage during the in memoriam for betty white right after will smith punched chris rock is a 30 rock sketch

[Shrimp @ShrimpDaniels]

Chris Rock: Me.
Will Smith: Sunday Scaries.