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@victoriaxxxvii Depends which toe. You know what never mind, yes

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They should let you cut the vas like when the husband gets to cut the cord after birth

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@victoriaxxxvii The whole series is so good worth owning it imo

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I made myself laugh so hard thinking about the book canon Edward Cullen sleeveless collared button down shirt that I started to actually legitimately cry

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Thinking fondly of the time when I thought my water broke so I called my dr and told him that it “smelled earthy” and he was like yeah you’re good (my water had not broken)

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@victoriaxxxvii I had several open textbook exams at Drexel lol

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Say what you will about the Cheesecake Factory but you order a glass of wine they’re giving you half the bottle in that pour.

And for that alone I must stan

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@victoriaxxxvii Simon still naps on my lap 🤭 one of life’s simple pleasures

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@victoriaxxxvii aw wow she’s perfect congrats 🎉

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IMO ‘utilize’ should be struck from the English language. Utilize this��

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I’ll be 31 on Wednesday and I still cannot figure out how the FUCK to shave my ankles

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@victoriaxxxvii @thottbaio I’m waiting for rubbing whiskey on the gums to come back in fashion in the mom-stagram community

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@victoriaxxxvii Hell yeah congrats welcome to the club 🫡

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@victoriaxxxvii so true 😌 good luck queen

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@victoriaxxxvii Omg this happened to me and when I went to get it replaced the second one slipped on out IMMEDIATELY but then I switched to a smaller one and had no issues 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I joined a new yoga studio in Miami and the instructor started playing BELLA’S LULLABY at the end of class it cannot be escaped

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something that happened to me the other day is that I was at zoom yoga and near the end of class the instructor started playing mmm whatchya say

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let’s hear it for the boy / let’s give the boy a ham

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I WAS LONELY I WAS LOST

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@Katie_ely She is bby

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Is astrology isn’t real then why do all scorpios look like this