Manda Tweets

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[Manda Tweets @mandatweeets]

Have you checked out J.Crew’s new reward program yet? ;). https://t.co/L2jr5zAc3U #jcrewassociate #jcrewrewards

[Susan Kaufman @skaufman4050]

Best. Sign. Ever. #WomensMarch #womensmarchnyc #sobadevenintrovertsarehere

[Manda Tweets @mandatweeets]

"She's supposed to have a panic button if she's disabled and living in the woods." - scary movie commentary

[Manda Tweets @mandatweeets]

NYC, RT this! If we hit 5,000 tweets by 9/10, we get $5 @Lyft Lines in Manhattan for two more weeks. #LyftRidefor5NY http://t.co/bhwjS2ohKn

[Manda Tweets @mandatweeets]

"I could kinda go for an e-cig though..." -my boyfriend

[Manda Tweets @mandatweeets]

"Hun. I don't know what's on your face but I'm assuming it's a giant piece of chocolate. Otherwise it's a booger." #okay #thanks

[Manda Tweets @mandatweeets]

"Hun can you help me over here?" "I really just need to sit on the couch and fart right now..."

[Manda Tweets @mandatweeets]

Note to self: horror movie about how cute picos skull is. When you think about it, you die.

[Manda Tweets @mandatweeets]

He thought it was night time sleep time so he was sleeping on moms jeans.

[Manda Tweets @mandatweeets]

"You guys need to tighten up your citizenship laws stat"

[Manda Tweets @mandatweeets]

"Oh I just smeared some cheese on my breast. Oh well."

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

"hello!" - me to dogs

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Guys be honest how raven am I

[Manda Tweets @mandatweeets]

"Um you have like a booger on your face or something" 😐

[Manda Tweets @mandatweeets]

"Goodnight love you so much" ".......yeah it's just like your eyeliner is IN your eye I read an article about this" 😑😑

[Manda Tweets @mandatweeets]

"She's outrageously special needs" overheard on #mycatfromhell

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Something so carefree and French about walking down the street in the shitty flip flops they give you after a pedicure !

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

If you were wondering that was me in tha Shark costume !!