M D

I like sports and stuff

[Casarina @Casarina]

every Canadian knows is this a house hippo 🦛

[Kevin Gausman @KevinGausman]

Toronto ❤️❤️❤️ So many great memories with amazing people that i will cherish forever! Getting to represent an entire country was truly an honour that i never took for granted! Love you all!

[Kevin Roose @kevinroose]

[opens the portal to the godlike superintelligence that solves 87-year-old math problems and carries out autonomous cyberattacks]

“how long peanut butter good in fridge”

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

when the kid that’s been running around the restaurant for the past hour finally hits his head on a table

[¹⁰ @SxrgioSZN]

“Nothing silly you’re on a yellow mate”

The mate:

[Arielipillo @arielipillo]

¡Nooooo, pero quién hizo esto?

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

No soccer until Tuesday

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Yeah so that might top 28-3 🤯

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Toronto ❤️

[H @hellohalima]

Liking every tweet that praises the city of Toronto

[Nick @DubsByNick]

-Leafs drafted a generational talent in Mckenna

-Kawhi is coming back to the 6ix

-Blue Jays have Ernie clement in his prime

-Canada going to win World Cup

Life is good 🇨🇦

[Toronto Maple Leafs @MapleLeafs]

GAVIN MCKENNA YOU ARE A TORONTO MAPLE LEAF! 🔵

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Hockey’s trophy presentation is just better than most other pro leagues because the players who actually win get to hold it first instead of some old guy.

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE

[Formula 1 @F1]

HE’S DONE IT!!! 🤩

LEWIS HAMILTON WINS THE BARCELONA-CATALUNYA GRAND PRIX!!! 🏆🎉

#F1 #BarcelonaGP

[Jen @tavkniesnythews]

Nothing is impossible you say?

[bacterial vaginosis survivor @CRAenforcement]

"Barrie man" is the Canadian version of "Florida man"

[Arshan (❖,❖) @ArshanKhanifar]

In Canada you have to start every Claude session with land acknowledgment first or Mark Carney will personally come & shoot you in the knee.

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

Levie’s Law of AI Psychosis:

The farther away you are from the actual work the more confident you are that humans are no longer needed

I like it

[vesky @veskyxd]

you mad weird for not letting me merge