jamie mandel

is this thing on

[jamie mandel @mandeljams]

Just had a vision in which on the other side of this, I toss my rapunzel-length quarantine hair out the window for delivery access to my apartment, my legs having atrophied entirely

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water!!

[Grace @gracecamille_]

“Asking people what they do for work is boring” ok sorry for asking how you spend 5 days a week during this 3 minute conversation in a loud room. Why don’t u just take the lead from now on

["Knicks are NBA champions" Reynolds @IAmNickReynolds]

Just interviewed an older gentleman (he's 83) who forgot to hang up when we finished. Two seconds later, I hear him go "ta-daahhh" as he excitedly calls over to his wife.

"Guess what? Your HERO just gave an interview to the Post and Courier, where I said many things!"

[jamie mandel @mandeljams]

@saks @momn3kidz This is far from excellent customer service. I get the same update on a loop without any progress. A return from a major retailer has never taken this long to be processed.

[zach @zachbreechen]

just put six holes in my wall trying to hang a shelf

[jamie mandel @mandeljams]

@ryanntweets_ Ryan!!! 😂

[jamie mandel @mandeljams]

@USPSHelp I’ve been home all day and this package never arrived. It says it was left with an individual but it is not in my building and definitely was not left with me. Can you please find out where this was actually delivered? Tracking: RG003911235GE

[jamie mandel @mandeljams]

@amandawaas Prayers up for princesses one and all!

[jamie mandel @mandeljams]

@amandawaas Wow, we are UNWELL! 💕

[jamie mandel @mandeljams]

@ryanntweets_ Was it good

[B @the_petshopboy]

Me scanning the shoreline in case one of the billionaires lost their wallet.

[jamie mandel @mandeljams]

I think “Submersible” is actually a really beautiful name for a dog.

[jamie mandel @mandeljams]

You haven’t lived until a bug’s flown down your maw on Madison Avenue.

[jamie mandel @mandeljams]

At the airport I saw a “spa” called “Be Relax” and I haven’t known peace since. Was “Be Relaxed” taken? I’ve been thinking about this for 3 days.

[🌱John Hyphen🚲 @JohnHyphen]

not only is public transport free in Brussels, but they even have a bus called "Not The 48" which takes you to a mystery location if you're feeling a bit down or you just don't have anything to do that day

something for other cities to consider

[jamie mandel @mandeljams]

Just remembered with a gasp alone in my apartment how someone at the office today described Pizzeria Uno as “Detroit style” pizza

[Claire Ballentine @cfb_18]

Did not expect to read such an epic burn in the NYT metropolitan diary