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[amanda @manderpanderss]

Have you ever gone to watch a movie trailer and then 20 minutes later come to the realization that you’re literally watching a movie?

[Victoria Brownworth @VABVOX]

Trump is even banned from Pinterest.
Pinterest.
Land of no-bake recipes and DYI crochet projects.
Join me in a moment of pure and unadulterated satisfaction.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

This week, my preschooler’s class learned about democracy by voting their choice of food for a class party. It was a close call, but pizza won. Meatballs & burgers conceded respectfully and did not file any lawsuits. I just felt like more people needed to hear that.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

BREAKING: Trump campaign files 71,185,821 lawsuits against every person who voted for Joe Biden

[amanda @manderpanderss]

The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese. #Motivation #FunniestTweets #quoteoftheday

[amanda @manderpanderss]

Highly recommend Buti to kick your butt and feel great at the same time! https://t.co/bDtxC01JDp #workoutmotivation #workoutathome #buti

[amanda @manderpanderss]

Some good words #motivation #newyorker #makeitbeautiful

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

Facts.

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

I just wanna say I shot mine before I saw everyone else shot shoulders up. #VOTE

[amanda @manderpanderss]

This is fantastic 😍🤩🤣

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

🎤🧨 In time for the end of #BTSWEEK, Jimmy lip syncs to #Dynamite! 🧨🎤

#BTSonFallon_D5 #BTSMONTH

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

Call upon Baku to cease all offensive uses of force, cut off all US military aid to #Azerbaijan being used against Armenians & warn #Turkey to stop sending arms & fighters to Baku 🙏🏼🇦🇲✊🏼

[amanda @manderpanderss]

Please do @MileyCyrus !! 😍😍😍

[MILEY @miley]

Should I drop Heart Of Glass on streaming?! 💀

[Tom waldie @Tom_Waldie]

Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating...😂😂 #Showerthoughts

[ANNE-MARIE @AnneMarie]

Let go of your story line. Try something new.

[amanda @manderpanderss]

I just found out that @Jack Whitehall’s dad is on Twitter and I couldn’t be happier. Thank you sir 🤩 And now time to binge watch... #TravelsWithMyFather

[Michael Whitehall @fatherwhitehall]

My darling @MollyWhitehall. Sweet as poi. ❤️

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Why do we only eat paste when we're kids? I'm going to find out this afternoon.

[amanda @manderpanderss]

⁦Thank you @NewYorker⁩ for the great material you unfailingly deliver #motivational

[amanda @manderpanderss]

Where has @brendonurie been lately? I miss that guy 😢 #Showerthoughts

[amanda @manderpanderss]

@daverobinsonme