We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: https://t.co/YAyyoTDOpE
Catholics: why should we make you a Saint?
Patrick: I uh... I got rid of all the snakes in Ireland
Catholics: ... Ireland doesn't have snakes
St. Patrick: *uncorking communion wine* ya ur fuckin welcome
It’s 2050, you randomly think about a pineapple. Your doorbell rings, it’s an Amazon drone with a pineapple. You begrudgingly accept the pineapple. Behind the first drone you see 30 more drones coming, all with pineapples. “We heard you like pineapples,” they say.