Mandi Strella

Sarcastic Sacramentan, by birth.

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When you avoid making a thread that has over 5 posts, a comms staffer finds the perfect gif.

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Please stop putting “ full stop” in your boss’s talking points. It’s so overused, it’s basically a Prop 65 warning.

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@smallfry9 It’s cuz they were formatted in 1997.

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@RussellLowery10 Sometimes men who serve in war also serve in the kitchen. The military has to eat.

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@AlexCVassar @sosaysalicia Those elevators are sentient.

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@Patterdude Dude. I hate those trucks so much. It’s like they stole the design from some video game on a PS 1.

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@Miss_Mausie I found senior ball on clearance so I hid it in the middle of the circlular clothes rack so I could come back with my mom the next day. My junior prom I used a bridesmaid dress from dad’s wedding.

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@Patterdude No, but too many people do. I use it a confirmation.

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@gjandrews 😂

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I’m sure what’s happened but at some point my #caleg Twitter turned into a garbage X feed?

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I lolled so hard. I approve of what my money is being used for.

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A lot of people are asking: who developed CeraVe? Was it Michael Cera? Or was it board-certified dermatologists?

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@Patterdude * you’re*

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@Patterdude Tell’em your buying bark that day

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For the record, I only checked in today to find out why I got a pop up from @Forbes about Jimmy Kimmel and the Epstein list.

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@ByRobinEpley Is there a different protocol for the emails that get fired off at noon the Friday before the break? I mean if it’s important enough to send then it must be important enough for me to follow up the first day back, right? #askingforafriend

[Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay]

Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

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@Scott_Thought

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@smallfry9 I’ve just had the rudest awakening. I’ve lived in one for so long….

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@therealaaronvad I think what most people forget/don’t know is that 2009 didn’t just happen. There were foreshocks for years. And I don’t think this year is the big one.

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@therealaaronvad I was there and can attest @Patterdude was to blame