Conversations with my mom:
Me: I saw Maxwell today.
Mom: Who?
Me: That kid I dated for 5 min years ago.
M: Oh the guy engaged to so and so?
Me: Nope, that’s a different toddler I dated for 5 min years ago.
I’m feeling so much better about my life 🤣🤦🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
On the radio I heard a man ask for advice, he wanted to propose to his girlfriend of 3 months and they are in their mid twenties because it’s time… RUN, FUCKING RUN was my advice 🤣🤦🏻♀️