Andy Murphy

Hunter gatherer, semi professional volunteer, and Twickenham try scoring legend. (Loves a cuddle)
'It's all eggs, bacon, beans and a fried slice.'

[Fatbaldbloke @Fatbaldbloke1]

In view of the John Torode sacking, I'd like to put on record I once called a work colleague a 'thick English twat' in 1994 after he overinflated a tyre on a massive digger and blew the door off my office. He didn't take offence at the time as the cwnt was deaf for a week.

[Andy Murphy @mandingo68]

@Scottson42 Don't worry about Glos....look at Bris

[Andy Murphy @mandingo68]

@Scottson42 #scottysrants

[Andy Murphy @mandingo68]

@Scottson42 I'd rather suck on a homemade turd popsicle tbh. #mudslinger #filthytiddlys #mekong #bottomfeeder

[Andy Murphy @mandingo68]

@Ticketline please respond

[Andy Murphy @mandingo68]

@Ticketline I attempted to buy tickets yesterday, no confirmation email, pending payments have now disappeared. Tried to log in, attempted password reset twice but no email has arrived? Confused as what to do next?

[Andy Murphy @mandingo68]

@Ticketline I attempted to buy tickets yesterday, no confirmation email, pending payments have now disappeared. Tried to log in, attempted password reset twice but no email has arrived? Confused as what to do next?

[Andy Murphy @mandingo68]

@Ticketline I attempted to buy tickets yesterday, no confirmation email, pending payments have now disappeared. Tried to log in, attempted password reset twice but no email has arrived? Confused as what to do next?

[Andy Murphy @mandingo68]

With the inevitable changing of the guard, are those incremental measurements of a 'Wolf's breathe' and a 'Fishes eyebrow' going to be lost in the annals of time? @Scottson42 #herecomesthenewbosssameastheoldboss #specialK #bucket

[Adam🦈 @ajsrugby]

1. Stop copyrighting and geoblocking clips

2. Increase fantasy rugby (good start this year)

3. Fund a PS5/Xbox game, Rugby 08 was amazing

4. Stop pricing people out of internationals

5. Increase player accessibility through "Drive to survive" style docs

Others will follow

[Nick Mullins @andNickMullins]

I’m sure you’ll have seen this last night, but if not…Siya Kolisi rules the world this morning.

[The King of Blackadder 👑🇬🇧 @pitchblacksteed]

A quote for our times...
“If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face, will see us through!”
#Blackadder

[England Rugby @EnglandRugby]

𝗜𝗻𝘀𝗮𝗻𝗲 𝘁𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵 🔥

#GrassrootsRugby | @kingswoodrfc

[Andy Murphy @mandingo68]

#NewProfilePic

[The King of Blackadder 👑🇬🇧 @pitchblacksteed]

We've reached 52,000 followers Blackadderers. Permission to sing boisterously?
#Blackadder

[Andy Murphy @mandingo68]

Ugo in his jimjams

[Andy Murphy @mandingo68]

@parcelforce Done

[Andy Murphy @mandingo68]

@parcelforce I've apparently had an 'attempted' delivery today. No card, zero evidence on video doorbell or multiple cameras with 2 adults working from home allcday. This was for a guaranteed 24hr delivery!! Where do I go next??

[Andy Murphy @mandingo68]

@bushontheradio Always Bush, always! Sign of a gentleman

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Eddie Jones reacts to Australia's #RWC loss to Wales in true Eddie Jones style...

@ConorSketches

🔞18+ BeGambleAware