New Age Hippie ♍

Your mom writes a bio.

[New Age Hippie ♍ @MandizzleTweets]

I relate to sharks.
·I'm misunderstood
·Just trying to snack
·Independent
·Everybody's scared of me
·I don't see very well
·Jagged teeth
·Dorsal fin

[New Age Hippie ♍ @MandizzleTweets]

Prosecution had way too many witnesses. The tactic should've been damage control. A lesser sentence. Heat of the moment. Boys taking their sports way too damn seriously. An accident.
Them lawyers failed that boy, and I hope the appeal goes better. Maybe an actual jury of PEERS.

[New Age Hippie ♍ @MandizzleTweets]

Never had a second of law school, and even I know Karmelo's defense going full-on hail mary self-defense was big dumb. Had they had the boy at least fake an ounce of remorse they could've got it down to manslaughter but noooooo.. gotta go full acquittal.

[New Age Hippie ♍ @MandizzleTweets]

@muheediva01 Gotta be Virgo cause this describes me perfectly. 🤣

[New Age Hippie ♍ @MandizzleTweets]

I didn't really know for sure (I suspected) that I wasn't a neurotypical until I went to a little house party in college. We all took Xanax. I noticed that everyone was acting high, like really HIGH, and I'm on the couch like 'wow, my brain is so quiet.'

[New Age Hippie ♍ @MandizzleTweets]

I wish they would leave Amanda Bynes alone.
Leave. The. Woman. Alone. I hate seeing the pictures posted just for people to tear her appearance apart in the comments. Honestly, it's heartless and just plain vile. She left the industry. Now leave her be.

[New Age Hippie ♍ @MandizzleTweets]

As someone from a dysfunctional family, there's no greater comfort than a karaoke night at a dive bar. Everyone reminds you of a relative who died too young. It's trashy and chaotic in the best way. A warm hug you didn't know you needed.

[New Age Hippie ♍ @MandizzleTweets]

@deaflibertarian Situations like these remind me how bad of a student I was. I really didn't want to learn. I'd have taken that A- and ran and never thought about that essay ever again. YOU BEGGED FOR A LOWER GRADE?! And then rewrote it?! Never in a million years would I do that.

[New Age Hippie ♍ @MandizzleTweets]

For an embarrassing amount of time, I thought Peter Greene was Cillian Murphy. The whole time, I thought that was Cillian, and he was one of those eternal ageless people.

[New Age Hippie ♍ @MandizzleTweets]

@scratchyjohnson The ones just standing supervising were cracking me up. 😂

[New Age Hippie ♍ @MandizzleTweets]

@JohnBogleyDC @_TK_555555 I fully expect Batman to put a thin layer of lead in his cowl so Clark couldn't see through it. Batman takes his secret identity VERY seriously.

[New Age Hippie ♍ @MandizzleTweets]

@jeffery_haskell @_TK_555555 I would say that Batman would've put a very thin layer of lead in his cowl so Clark couldn't see through it. Batman takes his secret identity VERY seriously.

[New Age Hippie ♍ @MandizzleTweets]

@Evan64m I HATE that fucking Disturbed cover.

[New Age Hippie ♍ @MandizzleTweets]

@Bian_Cristall @TheCinesthetic It's the creativity. The ability to be funny without being overly crass. Subtlety is a lost art in the adult world.

[New Age Hippie ♍ @MandizzleTweets]

@joehehe4 @rlycuteguy Wants to know whether the rapper's name has meaning or if the rapper is just an idiot.

[New Age Hippie ♍ @MandizzleTweets]

@EdwardSigl71424 @WallStreetApes I have the same issue with this brand. I usually buy from Dillon's.

[New Age Hippie ♍ @MandizzleTweets]

"I love a challenge.."
I do not. Give me the easy road every time, bro. I am soft. I'm here for a good time, not a long time. Give me that over-easy, my Eggman. Take a right onto easy street. I'm not about the rocky road cause I ain't ice cream. Give me that easy shit, my guy!

[New Age Hippie ♍ @MandizzleTweets]

When Stephen Colbert won the Emmy and was like, "When the elevator brings you down, go crazy and punch a higher floor." I was like, "Wow! So profound. Stephen is a genius!" I realized today that they're Prince lyrics. Stephen was quoting Prince.

[New Age Hippie ♍ @MandizzleTweets]

@ruqaiyalore "Purity" Christians. They reeeaallly wanna fuck.

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@wehat3nay I've heard that there's good money in podcasts, which he does. Hell, T-Pain says he makes way more money doing his streaming and podcasts than he ever did making music.

[New Age Hippie ♍ @MandizzleTweets]

@biresistance Is it the surrogacy that bothers you? Or is it the fact that she's skinny and rich?

Honestly, I don't like her because of the nepotism. I don't think she has enough talent for this kind of attention. Her Dad, however, does.