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God, Family, Country

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@nicholascarrigg You look different than I imagined

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@PubPlanPosting Uh, those are still stringers Mr Carpenter

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@RealJohnDios I'm paying the price now

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@ofreacharound It okay to call them "boy"?

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Apparently no one employs editors anymore. Why insert 1 random metric measurement?
"NASA says it was a 5 foot meteor weighing over 6 Tons"

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

NASA says Saturday's New England fireball was a 5-foot meteor weighing 5.6 metric tons.

Traveling at 42,000 mph, it streaked 26 miles across the sky before exploding over Massachusetts and dropping meteorites into Cape Cod Bay.

Energy released: 230 tons of TNT.

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The Senate ombudsman should make sure they are caught up on the Sexual Harrassment Slushfund payments if Platner gets in

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@____Alice_White This is what AAA asks now when you call for a tow

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Prince Julius of Schleswig-Holstein -Sondenburg -Glucksburg married Elisabeth von Ziegesar, but mercifully granted her the title of " Countess of Røst"

[eigenrobot @eigenrobot]

if your wife didnt take your name your marriage is morganatic

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@eigenrobot Then reasoning inductively, does one party of a lesbian marriage hold the surname by Jure Uxoris?

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@thallasocrat Where are the Justices in Eyre and Verderers when you need them

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Odd overlap between people who think you are a monster for spanking your kid and those that advocate for bringing in cultures that practice FGM

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@nealjclark1 Built by mexicans to sell to jeets

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@Ejaculationer Dude, are you ok? 😂 what are you upset about? Are you a gentle parenting coach or something?

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Can't help but notice that a lot of the "gentle parenting" advocates are the same people supporting abortion

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@Ejaculationer Lol, you need to workshop your responses. For instance, here you should have stopped before the Israel part, it would have been funnier. Maybe even just "fat & toothless"

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@Lost4Space 😂

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The town I grew up in had three kinds of households:
Irish households
Italian households
Irish and Italian households

[Siddharth Khurana @SidKhurana3607]

Here are all the counties that are >10% Irish and >10% Italian.

Most of these counties are in New England and the mid-Atlantic states.

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@CaseyBHead @normonics Bearing the brunt of bunting bullying is basically beneficial

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Platner campaign says that to keep the candidate focused and on point, there will no longer be portapotty's at events

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@redsteeze Nevertheless, she persisted

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The internal midterm polling can't be that rosy if Dems are unwilling to police a mutt like Platner