Mandy Taylor

[Mandy Taylor @mando0406]

Dads are hitting on me at the bar now. At least I know my age range 👴🏼

[Mandy Taylor @mando0406]

seven.teenth.penalty. #woof

[Mandy Taylor @mando0406]

crying about boys on the phone with gram. she gave all the advice and the closed with “god bless and whatever”. i love her.

[Mandy Taylor @mando0406]

@travisclick Currently swinging my arm out of the car window. Game on

[Mandy Taylor @mando0406]

Vacuumed out my car today and apparently I don’t eat popcorn anywhere but in my car with the windows open

[Mandy Taylor @mando0406]

First run of 27 and I got three honks in two and a half miles. Guess this old bag of bones still has it.

[Mandy Taylor @mando0406]

I’m starting a petition against waffle cones that don’t have chocolate in the bottom. That should just never be allowed.

[Mandy Taylor @mando0406]

People who can ride bikes without their hands genuinely impress me. Ur parents did something right when they were raising you.

[Maren Morris @MarenMorris]

Also, small boobs are cool.

[J @jayxilynn]

I feel like the new ted bundy movie really struck a cord with me because lily collins really captured the embodiment of being whole heartedly in love with someone and figuring out that the person you think the world of is not always who they seem to be

[Mandy Taylor @mando0406]

Even on my best days I can’t pull into a parking spot straight. Love me for who I am.

[Mandy Taylor @mando0406]

A man in the front row of the Monsters game just pulled out a brown bag with king sized candy bars in it and started tossing it out to the fans. Everyone went bonkers. Yes I will follow him into a windowless van.

[Mandy Taylor @mando0406]

@laura_teigeler Ded. All is forgiven 😂

[Mandy Taylor @mando0406]

@laura_teigeler We’ll pretend I was able to fall back asleep. hope you made it back safe toots 🛬

[Mandy Taylor @mando0406]

Easter homily at SVDP just tied in Game of Thrones #HeIsRisen

[Mandy Taylor @mando0406]

Girl, wipe your tears and buy a crop top. Also have three dirty martinis. That’s what I always do.

[Mandy Taylor @mando0406]

What’s worse? Someone tells you that they

[Mandy Taylor @mando0406]

Just looked up and happen to see the first CBJ goal. #bighockeygirl

[Mandy Taylor @mando0406]

@mthom21 YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

[Mandy Taylor @mando0406]

Acrylic nails are all fun and games until the cashier sets your credit card on the counter and you can’t pick it up

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i wasn’t a good dog today

april fools. i was so good