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[Nue @Nuecents37]

Aye who made this

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

Not to pile on, but El Paso, TX is closer to San Diego, CA than to Houston, TX.

[Molly @FSUmollz]

That channel change to Football Night in America instantly activates Sunday scaries

[NFL Researcher @NFL_Researcher]

Texans fall to 0-3.

The only teams to make the playoffs after an 0-3 start since 2000:

2025 Texans
2018 Texans

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Seeing Aaron Rodgers not being able to reach the endzone on his Hail Mary throws

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Gambling is absolutely ruining sports.

[R. M. S. Thornton @RMSThornton]

Caleb Williams' hamstring getting fixed in the locker room

[Beast Guy @Gweencer]

Got a meeting added to my calendar this afternoon

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Legs fell asleep on the toilet this morning

[Ben Sigman @bensig]

The movie Terminator (1984) predicted the year that AI became self aware and was not able to be turned off to be:

2029

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[David Land™❌ @DLand91]

Sunday night football having the Hyundai pregame, Toyota halftime and Chevy post-game is insane

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

It’s a crazy party here. Everyone has been tailgating since the morning. Everwhere you go you see these tents with people drinking and having a BBQ. We should introduce this in Germany before games as well!

[Jeremiroquai @Jerematic79]

When I was a teenager, I didn't know of a single peer who skipped getting their driver's license the moment they turned 16. It was a rite of passage and a ticket to freedom, and nobody in their right mind would pass that up.

Today, though, I regularly encounter young adults well into their 20s who still haven't learned to drive, and have no plans to get a license. At the risk of sounding like an old man: what the hell is wrong with kids these days?

[Shri Raut @shriii_raut]

Always re-watch your favourite movies at different stages of your life. The plot never changes but your perspective does.

[greg @greg16676935420]

I think I just figured out how to stop AI from killing us all

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

are you guys watching the NFL games on Netflix when they come out or are you going to wait until all the episodes are released to bingewatch the whole season

[Mason Kent 𓆉 ·͜· 𖦹 𓃡𓀐𓂺 @AshinKusher320]

WHY DIDN’T THEY MAKE THE STAGE THE MOON FOR KID CUDI

[BLK @MiNDOFAJENiUS]

I don’t think people realized that YE and Jay-Z are doing A VERZUZ right now and in front of THE WORLD and y’all don’t even realize it.

We are literally Watching The Throne!

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

Happy birthday to Skynet, which became self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern Time on August 29, 1997!

[Viora Tech @Viora_Tech_Ai]

A woman was a Starbucks barista for 5 years, then spent 3 years at Starbucks corporate on the operations and product team.

She left in 2024. She still goes to Starbucks every single day.

She told me: "I stand in line and watch people spend $7 on a drink I make for $3.50 using the same ingredients. I watch them tap their credit card at the register and earn half the Stars they should be earning. I watch them order a Venti because they think bigger means more coffee it doesn't. I watch them use their birthday reward on a $3 drip coffee when it covers a $12 Venti with every add-on in the system. I watch them walk past the free refill they're entitled to because they don't know the policy exists."

"Starbucks is a $110 billion company. It makes its money on one simple principle: most customers don't understand the menu, the app, or the rewards system well enough to make the choices that save them money. The menu is designed to steer you toward the highest-margin drink. The app is designed to feel convenient while hiding the moves that lower your bill. And the rewards system is designed to feel rewarding while ensuring you spend more than you save unless you know how to flip it."

"I spend $3.50–$4.50 per visit. The person behind me spends $7 for the same caffeine. Same store. Same barista. Same espresso machine. The difference is I know how the system works."

Here are the 10 things she does that most Starbucks customers have never tried:

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