Jonathan Tisdall

Freelance writer, translator. Disillusioned optimist, cheerful pessimist. Chessing at @GMjtis

[Jonathan Tisdall @mandoran]

I just realized that _every single debate_ on Twitter sounds like it's between the Judean People's Front and the People's Front of Judea.

[Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000]

You make me feel
You make me feel
You make me feel
Like a natural
Moomin

#PoetsDay

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

elon twitter: by and for entitled dipshits who think it should be against the law to ignore them

[Jonathan Tisdall @mandoran]

Now I know why this man is a legend.

[Jonathan Tisdall @mandoran]

Unmissable.

[Garrett Millerick - NEW SPECIAL OUT NOW @millerickcomedy]

Another doozy on the scoreboard. Link in bio.

[Garrett Millerick - NEW SPECIAL OUT NOW @millerickcomedy]

Another doozy on the scoreboard. Link in bio.

[Jonathan Tisdall @mandoran]

This is completely true.

[Andrew O’Neill ♃ @destructo9000]

Nick Doody is such a fucking BRILLIANT stand-up comedian. A master craftsman, constantly playing with and subverting expectations. His stuff bellow-out-loud funny.

He's also got the best nonbinary joke I've heard and I'm furious.

https://t.co/lDCwOuRPM8

[Andrew O’Neill ♃ @destructo9000]

Andrew O'Neill - GEBURAH - Monkey Barrel, 10:25pm.

"Extraordinary comedy style. Big laughs. Thunderingly powerful activist argument" ★★★★★ - Scotsman

★★★★★ - Scotsgay ★★★★★ - One4Review
★★★★ - Telegraph ★★★★ - Chortle
TICKETS: https://t.co/1itUwWELT7

[one4review @one4review]

Phil Ellis’s Excellent Comedy Show 5***** - https://t.co/pEI6t84QZf

[Jonathan Tisdall @mandoran]

Don't miss this! Peak Ellis, I thought someone was literally going to die laughing today.

[Jonathan Tisdall @mandoran]

One of my biggest positive surprises last year, even better this year - great show!

[Andrew O’Neill ♃ @destructo9000]

Nick Doody is such a fucking BRILLIANT stand-up comedian. A master craftsman, constantly playing with and subverting expectations. His stuff bellow-out-loud funny.

He's also got the best nonbinary joke I've heard and I'm furious.

https://t.co/lDCwOuRPM8

[Jonathan Tisdall @mandoran]

@Schreiberland You can do no wrong!

[Dan Schreiber @Schreiberland]

Was astonished to wake up this morning to a chunky review in the NEW YORK TIMES. Bonus points: they really liked it. For those who can get behind the paywall, here it is: https://t.co/kooOzFQW9c

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Orkney council to look at proposals to become territory of Norway https://t.co/HF96ZHaRUT

[Alec Luhn @AlecLuhn]

Good thing Prigozhin didn’t hold up a “No war” sign or he would have been jailed for 7 years

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Before Elon, Twitter was unmatched for major breaking news by any outlet on Earth. Updates from locals were up to the second. Journalists and policy experts were verified and their insights were boosted by the algorithm to maximize their audience. Network news chased Twitter. 1/

[Rupert Myers @RupertMyers]

Russian state media have reported that Yevgeny Prigozhin will leave for Belarus, where (if this report is even true) I’m sure he will be extremely, extremely safe so long as he avoids windows, tea, sushi, door knobs, his own clothes, etc.

https://t.co/QAIUBXtizZ

[Sparkassen Chess Trophy @ChessTrophy]

Big win by The Big Greek @souleidis with Black against top seated GM Karthik Venkataraman in the first round of the Sportland NRW Cup! #dortmundchess #chess

[Miles Johnson @MilesMJohnson]

Old enough to remember that just *last year* some of London’s finest legal minds were being paid vast sums by Prigozhin to claim in England's High Court that he had *nothing* to do with Wagner.
https://t.co/suRpefFDyw