Amanda Parent

#nah Instagram: amandaparent

[Amanda Parent @mandr94]

No I’m not worried about finding a husband. I’m trying to find my 3rd house.

[Amanda Parent @mandr94]

You guys are all members of my BF is a loser club so..

[Amanda Parent @mandr94]

All my heavy republican friends send me the most AI generated videos

[Amanda Parent @mandr94]

Damn these Leo’s 🦁are SELFISH

[Amanda Parent @mandr94]

No. You cannot crash out in my car. Then call me as if everything is fine

[Amanda Parent @mandr94]

It really be the ones in your own bloodline that treat you the shittiest

[Amanda Parent @mandr94]

Men that post pictures with babies but ignore the “do you have kids?” Prompt on dating sites really confuse me.

[Amanda Parent @mandr94]

I HATE fake tanner. If you can’t deal with my Irish/polish/french skin being pale in the winter, get away from me.

[Amanda Parent @mandr94]

I respect those who show up on time.

[Amanda Parent @mandr94]

Bitches have absolutely no bread. Trying to beef, is hilarious. 😂

[Amanda Parent @mandr94]

I love hanging out with other women with their shit together and have independent financial and life goals

[Amanda Parent @mandr94]

Oof the Ozempic vampire face is real

[Amanda Parent @mandr94]

Tbh none of these men have impressed me yet.
And I will not settle for a basic boi

[Amanda Parent @mandr94]

You have a wife and a baby, what could you possibly want to Snapchat me?

[Amanda Parent @mandr94]

Men with RESCUE dogs/cats are hot 🔥😍

[Amanda Parent @mandr94]

At the casino..
“Watch I can turn $50 into $900 in an hour.”

Looses her $60 in 20min.

[Amanda Parent @mandr94]

“Wait is this lip gloss pumpkin flavored? I hate pumpkin”

“Girl, grow the fuck up.”

[Amanda Parent @mandr94]

Last night I had a dream I had a boyfriend and he totaled my car..

[Amanda Parent @mandr94]

The weak will weed themselves out

[Amanda Parent @mandr94]

No, I love that I prepped my hair 24 hrs in advance, washed, dried, styled for this;

and you.. didn’t even match your shoes to your outfit, or shave your five o’clock shadow.. it’s a cute look for you.