Mandrake "🎃Sorry Sack of Bones🎃" Moonraker

There will be swearing. I dont have an accent, this is just how words souunnnnd when they are pronounced properly

[Mandrake "🎃Sorry Sack of Bones🎃" Moonraker @MandrakeMoon]

I made a grievous error first time round as I let the lies and fearmongering affect my judgement. The #Brexit shambles has given me a renewed sense of clarity and independence is the only way out of it for Scotland.
I shall not make the same mistake twice

#WhyIWantIndependence

[Wings Over Scotland @WingsScotland]

I'm 51 years old and I have not lived *one single day* of my life under a government I voted for. #WhyIWantIndependence

[Mandrake "🎃Sorry Sack of Bones🎃" Moonraker @MandrakeMoon]

@VictorY88574982 @BarbieInNS I was trying to stop a woman get her ass beat in the street. If you wouldn’t stop to help, then your a pussy.

[Mandrake "🎃Sorry Sack of Bones🎃" Moonraker @MandrakeMoon]

So this happened. Trying to defend a woman who was getting assaulted by a really really large man on Union Street Aberdeen. She still ended up going with him. Oh well, I tried.

[Mandrake "🎃Sorry Sack of Bones🎃" Moonraker @MandrakeMoon]

@RationalMale Yeah. Was with my wife. Trying to help, not get laid. Which incidentally, is all you guys are trying to do 😂😂

[Mandrake "🎃Sorry Sack of Bones🎃" Moonraker @MandrakeMoon]

@Grammofono6 Anyway, I’ll leave you to your basement to fantasise about getting women any way you possibly can, mostly by attacking strangers online though.

[Mandrake "🎃Sorry Sack of Bones🎃" Moonraker @MandrakeMoon]

@Grammofono6 Well, not so much to my wife.

[Mandrake "🎃Sorry Sack of Bones🎃" Moonraker @MandrakeMoon]

@DNkream So what your saying is that you’d walk passed a woman getting punched in the face by a guy, but you can’t walk past the tweet about it?

Hard lol.

[Mandrake "🎃Sorry Sack of Bones🎃" Moonraker @MandrakeMoon]

@EndlosHass Yet you followed me? 🤡

[Mandrake "🎃Sorry Sack of Bones🎃" Moonraker @MandrakeMoon]

@DNkream Not really. Just trying to stop a woman getting her cunt punched in by a big lad. You know, something most men would do. Apart from you, obviously.

[Mandrake "🎃Sorry Sack of Bones🎃" Moonraker @MandrakeMoon]

@BottyBolingoli I think everyone knows now, not to trust this arselicker any more. He’s been wheeled in just in time though. So so predictable.

[Mandrake "🎃Sorry Sack of Bones🎃" Moonraker @MandrakeMoon]

@CHIMPSINSOCKS Oh god no. No. No. I really really hope she is lying on this one, really.

[Natasha Porter OBE @NPorter_]

I was mugged this evening on the tube. I am 5 months pregnant and very recently off bedrest, but decided to give chase. Sadly they got away.
@BTPLondon gave chase, found the tube they had run onto, caught them redhanded, arrested them, and even dropped me home.
Absolute HEROES!

[Wings Over Scotland @WingsScotland]

Dear @theSNP, fixed that for you.

[Mandrake "🎃Sorry Sack of Bones🎃" Moonraker @MandrakeMoon]

This isn’t even photoshopped.

It’s done with windows paint.

Fucking hell it doesn’t get any better does it?!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

AMERICAN HERO!

[Mandrake "🎃Sorry Sack of Bones🎃" Moonraker @MandrakeMoon]

Sitting waiting for #indyref2 like

[Mandrake "🎃Sorry Sack of Bones🎃" Moonraker @MandrakeMoon]

Setting up for my party and this could reference Halloween, or any referendum. 😐

[Mandrake "🎃Sorry Sack of Bones🎃" Moonraker @MandrakeMoon]

Truthfully. Has there ever been a more stupid cunt in charge of a country than this? https://t.co/xquEwWxZo8

[Mandrake "🎃Sorry Sack of Bones🎃" Moonraker @MandrakeMoon]

Truthfully. Has there ever been a more stupid cunt in charge of a country than this? https://t.co/xquEwWxZo8

[Mandrake "🎃Sorry Sack of Bones🎃" Moonraker @MandrakeMoon]

@realDonaldTrump How many more times are you going to tweet about this fucking shit. You are president of fucking America and your acting like a social media twat.

[KMH Music @KMH_Music]

@tonyposnanski Fran nailed it.