Mar Andreatta

NMSU || sc: mar.ioh || ΣΧ

[Mar Andreatta @mandre8ta]

God bless cream cheese wontons

[Mar Andreatta @mandre8ta]

Mary fell off a barstool and she’s not even drunk

[Mar Andreatta @mandre8ta]

Plant-based chicken nugs from Trader Joe’s, get ‘em. I can’t believe it’s not chicken — not sponsored.

[Mar Andreatta @mandre8ta]

@pjarzola You know the vibes 🤩

[Mar Andreatta @mandre8ta]

Drunk Me 🤝 Birria Tacos

[Mar Andreatta @mandre8ta]

Getting ducked up is toxic behavior and I’ll never do it again.

[Mar Andreatta @mandre8ta]

@Taylor_van_why Big facts 😤🐍

[Mar Andreatta @mandre8ta]

Forget zodiac signs, I wanna know your Hogwarts house!

[Mar Andreatta @mandre8ta]

@TimothyMoulton5 😂 It was great, how was yours Timmy? 👀

[Mar Andreatta @mandre8ta]

Sorry if your timeline got a little too spicy, I’m back now 😂

[Mar Andreatta @mandre8ta]

@Taylor_van_why Marathon?! 🥺

[Mar Andreatta @mandre8ta]

Me 2 days ago: Procrastinating and thinking I’ll study later.

Me now: Knowing I should have studied sooner but still shocked at how stressed I am

[Mar Andreatta @mandre8ta]

1st date questions courtesy of my Finance professor:
1. Do you pay your own taxes?
2. Do you owe the IRS any money?

[Mar Andreatta @mandre8ta]

@Taylor_van_why Hell yeah! I’ll slide that in the email as a fun fact 👌🏻

[Mar Andreatta @mandre8ta]

Do you think I should ask my BLAW professor, what he thinks about Legally Blonde and if it had any influence in his interest in law?

[Mar Andreatta @mandre8ta]

Ma handing me a margarita in the middle of my final exam is a whole mood, and I love her for it.

[Mar Andreatta @mandre8ta]

Just submitted a 20 page paper 1 minute late, but the syllabus says no late work. I’m about to beg for my damn life 🤮💀

[Mar Andreatta @mandre8ta]

@VSMangia Thanks for fueling my bad habits, haha love the support!

[Mar Andreatta @mandre8ta]

Someone tell my why I’m still awake at 3:15am and I decided it was a great time to fry me up some nuggies

[Nando @th3gutterslut]

Racist mfs is through, y’all done brought the airbenders out